The Cafe Watering Hole

<p>She may or may not have made a 3 minute youtube video chronicling her relationship with her boyfriend in slideshow format.</p>

<p>Sigh. I can only do so much.</p>

<p>I have a friend that recently went bananas too. She became a vegan after reading one brochure. It’s the weirdest thing ever.</p>

<p>“ilk”? Say what?</p>

<p>Besfrand ■■■■■. I missed you, snoopy.</p>

<p>Yes, yes you did.</p>

<p>Ilk is like type. It’s a real word.</p>

<p>The vegan thing is kind of funny, since no one around here even knows what vegans are. I’ve told very few people about the situation that know about veganism.</p>

<p>I just read some PETA advice in TIME, haha. It said to be a vegetarian one day a week to save animals. I might have to try that one.</p>

<p>Ilk. brand, class, classification, denomination, gender, kin, lot, order, persuasion, race, set, sort, species, variety </p>

<p>Those are the synonyms, I’m wondering whether you remember the details of that story, Joli. Actually, I’m not sure how much I told on here so whatever. Ilk makes sense to me.</p>

<p>Snoop, that’s sad. In like a psycho ex way, or a oh he’s so wonderful way?</p>

<p>In an ohhessowonderful way. I mean, she’s happy, right? So I should be too. But still… 3 minutes.</p>

<p>The Canadian is going to be mightily disappointed if he misses you.</p>

<p>Was she asian? Hahahaha.</p>

<p>PS: The Canadian has no business missing me.</p>

<p>No, she was weird. </p>

<p>Essays or homework? Put in your vote now.</p>

<p>I don’t identify with vegans or vegetarians in any way, because I feel starved if I haven’t eaten meat within any 24-hour period.</p>

<p>Also, it would be foolish for the Canadian to miss you.</p>

<p>Essays !</p>

<p>Assay is such a terrible word.</p>

<p>DVR, don’t make me b-tch slap you again.</p>

<p>Essays.</p>

<p>I’m not afraid of you, village girl. And besides, we both know it really would be foolish to miss you like everyone else does.</p>

<p>Rats eat all of your snow.</p>

<p>Aww.</p>

<p>Jesus is going to be in a miniseries with Gandalf.</p>

<p>…Okay.</p>

<p>It feels good to finish homework early for once.</p>

<p>I’m going to watch The Prince of Egypt tonight. Someone find it for me.</p>

<p>I’m still hopelessly wasting time on YouTube.</p>

<p>No Irish need apply hahahahah.</p>

<p>Tomorrow in apush we’re learning about Irish and German immigration to pre-civil war America. I wonder how many people are going to tell me that.</p>