The Cafe Watering Hole

<p>Ask an Obama support why s/he supports Obama. The answers are often non-existent, but always amusing.</p>

<p>Yukio Mishima is fascinating.</p>

<p>Ask a McCain supporter why they support McCain. The answers nearly always involve the words Muslim, Obama, dangerous, and ■■■■■■■■.</p>

<p>Just saying.</p>

<p>Haha, I don’t have the best reasons, but I give them anyway. My answer is honestly this: It’s time for a change in America. Racism and bigotry has prevailed for too long, and it’s time for those to go away. By electing a black President, we solve many social problems present today. Additionally, Obama is very much favored outside the United States, which will improve the United States’ position in foreign affairs. That is all.</p>

<p>Where’s that pesky Canadian? I just read a fun blog of this kid I know.</p>

<p>I am here.</p>

<p>I own a blog. My posts have nothing to do with me. Except for sometimes.</p>

<p>I shall google hip Canadian blogs and see how long it takes to find you, because, really, there can’t possibly be that many.</p>

<p>Wasn’t that fun?</p>

<p>I don’t have a Myspace account. And I never will. </p>

<p>But you do, I’m sure. :)</p>

<p>Not in a million years.</p>

<p>Bah humbug.</p>

<p>You do, though.</p>

<p>I hate my English class because my teacher is an idiot.</p>

<p>But no, I don’t.</p>

<p>And I hate my English too because my teacher is an idiot.</p>

<p>Yeah, I hate your English too, because it’s all southern and grammatically incorrect.</p>

<p>And the hits just keep on coming. You know, if you keep up wit ur fancy talkin and whatnot, Imma mebbe hafta hit up yo mama.</p>

<p>I don’t know what that means.</p>

<p>If you caught your widowed mother having sex with a macho sailor, would you take out your anger on a cat? Because Noboru Kuroda would.</p>

<p>Perhaps. It would depend on the proximity of the cat in relation to other sharp objects.</p>

<p>I want to read your blog, Canadian.</p>

<p>I will give you the link in a number of months. When it is more complete and when the bad posts will be more difficult to locate.</p>

<p>I see. What number will it be?</p>

<p>I have absolutely no motivation to do anything at all.</p>

<p>A complex one.</p>

<p>Me neither. But at least I’ve thought about doing work. A step in the right direction.</p>

<p>Oh, I’ve thought about it lots. </p>

<p>Puzzles are fun.</p>

<p>Sometimes I think the internet is conspiring against me.</p>

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<p>And good night. I just had an hour long conversation with this kid about politics. It was excruciating.</p>