<p>Haha, breaking eye contact is a sign of submission.</p>
<p>I’m incredibly relieved, relaxed, and nervous all at the same time. There’s no way I can deal with this for a month and a half.</p>
<p>I don’t think I’ve ever felt as stupid and naïve as I feel right now. I messed up on every problem on my Calculus homework, I totally screwed up all the social implications of my Chicago trip, I have yet to practice piano this week (though I’ll never be good anyway, so why bother), and I have college applications to finish. Bah. Why can’t I just be perfect so I don’t have these problems?</p>
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<p>Haha, JB, I was joking. Breaking/avoiding eye contact was the best idea, in your case.</p>
<p>Haha, nah, it’s fine. Staring at people sounds way more fun. I’ll try that next time. I’m hoping to do a college visit in December at UChicago, so I can give it another shot. I’ll be taking the Megabus there, so I’ll have plenty of opportunities.</p>
<p>Thank [url=<a href=“http://www.justiciers.tv/]you[/url”>http://www.justiciers.tv/]you[/url</a>], Canada. We outsmarted Palin.</p>
<p>I saw, that Yak, it was pretty funny. You shouldn’t get too proud of yourself for outsmarting Palin though, it’s not much of an accomplishment.</p>
<p>Don’t make fun of your almost-president.</p>
<p>That’s below the belt, Yak. She’s from Alaska, she’s closer to Canadian than American.</p>
<p>She is definitely more Canadian than American, minus the commie part. Her kids play hockey, her husband races snowmobiles, and she talks like a Canadian. She’s all yours.</p>
<p>She’s still American, though. :)</p>
<p>I was doing my stats homework and I was like, “Wow, this is actually enjoyable,” but then I found out I was answering the wrong questions from my textbook.</p>
<p>My Calculus homework totally cleaned my clock today. I have a quiz tomorrow. I guess I’ll just meditate before the quiz. It always worked in Physics. I’ll call on the forces of light to instill me with the ways of Newton. I’ll keep you posted.</p>
<p>I think I’m going to try a Ouija board on Tuesday. I’ll see if I know the election results before everyone else does.</p>
<p>In the south, Ouija boards are satanic.</p>
<p>Just like envelopes, graphing calculators, and JK Rowling.</p>
<p>Envelopes? I understand all the others, but envelopes?</p>
<p>I’ll take a Bible with me, just in case.</p>
<p>The Canadian missed me.</p>
<p>I studied the crap out of apush. The crap.</p>
<p>I had a productive day in government today. The student teacher is teaching the class, and he sucks canal water. Yes, canal water. For those of you who don’t have canals in your area, they’re usually the muddiest most mosquito-infested things you’ve ever seen. He sucks canal water. Today he read the statewide issues on the ballot. He managed to waste 50 minutes talking about five issues. Since I’d already read them all anyway, and I’m not eligible to vote, it was rather pointless. So instead, I practiced my handwriting. I wrote a whole page of random words in my loveliest cursive handwriting. It was quite productive, as I said.</p>
<p>For speech class, I’m going to inform the class about hyperinflation. I bet the teacher doesn’t even know what it is, so this should be good. I’ll at least keep everyone’s interest long enough so they hear the definition.</p>
<p>Since my friend’s Ouija board is missing a planchette, we’re going to use a shot glass. I wanted to use a little salt dish, but I couldn’t find it. So we’ll talk to the spirits using a shot glass. Wunderbaar.</p>
<p>I practice penmanship and draw ninjas when I’m bored. If I’m really bored I draw robot zombies getting beat up by ninjas.</p>
<p>I have a bad habit of writing novels online. I do the same thing in IMing. I usually type about four lines to the other person’s one.</p>
<p>I started a haiku diary. Everyday, I write a haiku about my day.</p>
<p>I should do that. It’s just ironic enough.</p>
<p>Eh. I might switch to micro-literature in general. I’ll still do a haiku when I feel like it, but I need variety. I do want to keep it short. If I use prose, it will be twelve words or less.</p>
<p>Ditto.</p>
<p>I’m incredibly bored. I don’t have school tomorrow.</p>