<p>That would be problematic(the not being Chinese thing) if one wanted to be a secret Chinese communist.</p>
<p>Ughhh big math test. studying. Good night.</p>
<p>Word problems in calculus are a million times useless.</p>
<p>I also like the Kennedys.</p>
<p>Calculus is excruciating. My teacher has simply said that he doesn’t want to teach the class, so he just leaves most of it up to us. That’s okay, since he gives us the solution keys with all the steps on how to solve all the homework problems. I just wish we’d move at a little faster pace. In mid-November, my class is still learning how to find the derivatives of inverse trig functions. It’s section 3.8 in the book. Bleck.</p>
<p>I find myself at the forefront of a campaign for the Flying Spaghetti Monster at my school. Today a few friends and I put up posters on our lockers before first period. By the end of first period, they had been ripped off, with only pieces remaining. We’ll see who laughs when the offenders face the wrath of His Noodly Appendage.</p>
<p>We’re in section 2.4. The chain rule. Fun fun fun.</p>
<p>Religion is so murky. I think I’ll get a Flying Spaghetti Monster poster to hang near my crucifix. Not blasphemous at all.</p>
<p>3-variable chain rule is irritating. As is math, at this point in time.</p>
<p>Finding the tangent lines to the intersection of two surfaces is NOT fun. Appreciate chain rule and derivatives, dammit.</p>
<p>we. are. doing. related. rates. i. hope. i. survive. so. far. it. is. o.k.</p>
<p>that. is. nice.</p>
<p>Noodly Appendage sounds more than vaguely dirty. Religion is so funny sometimes.</p>
<p>Noodly Appendage is worthy of at least five “That’s what she said”'s.</p>
<p>Cookies or lemon bars? Decisions…</p>
<p>Both. Problem solved.</p>
<p>What does the fish mean in the lore of Our Noodley One?</p>
<p>I don’t know, I’m not really big on the pastafarian movement, it just makes people upset. Can’t we all just get along? I should be a kindergarten teacher.</p>
<p>That talks about the economy a lot. </p>
<p>I remember in kindergarten we had a substitute one day who taught us about fingerprints. When everyone started to look at their fingers to see what it looked like, the teacher yelled at us to pay attention. Mean lady.</p>
<p>Very mean lady. </p>
<p>I don’t talk about the economy a lot, people just provoke me with stupid comments and I correct them. </p>
<p>Today I want to major in economics with a specialization in game theory. Everyday I’m going to tell you my new major, because it seems like everyday it’s a different one.</p>
<p>Today I want to be an astrophysicist without all those pesky calculations.</p>
<p>So far my list of things to be has come to -
Astrophysicist
Economist
Professor
Literary critic
Book publisher
Screenwriter
Writer
Director
Producer
Rich and famous</p>
<p>I think bio and chem labs are extremely pointless.</p>
<p>My list, in no particular order</p>
<p>Economist
Satirist
Professor
Research scientist-biomechanics
professional poker player
Engineer
attention whore
lottery winner
technical director at Pixar
Animator
Burrito-eater
Gold-digger/trophy husband
Special Effects generalist or compositor
Writer for hilarious t.v show</p>
<p>It’s a lot shorter than it was last year.</p>
<p>I forgot -
journalist
News anchor
Stephen Colbert</p>
<p>I’m already an attention whore, sometimes.</p>
<p>Not professionally. I’ll have some outlet for my ridiculous opinions and tantrums, and people will pay millions for me to come on their t.v. shows.</p>
<p>I think being a trophy husband is only a pipe dream for you, though.</p>
<p>Architect- Just for Mike Brady.</p>
<p>Pshht. Trophy husband is like option #1. You wait and see. </p>
<p>I’d also like to be an astronaut and a cowboy.</p>
<p>A space cowboy, perhaps?</p>