<p>Nope, independent of each other.</p>
<p>I want to be a fireperson. </p>
<p>APUSH was ridiculous today. We just started a chapter about slavery up to the civil war, and the teacher showed us this incredibly …something picture of a man in the Congo in a net, and he was trying to get us to see the social hypocrisy and effects of slavery. When he asked us about our thoughts on the picture and what was going through the subject’s head, everyone was dead quiet until this one obnoxious girl decided to raise her hand and say “Don’t think I’m cruel or anything for saying this, but honestly, I didn’t feel anything, just apathy.” And my teacher was all “Then you aren’t paying attention” and he totally shut her down. Ridiculous.</p>
<p>Dude, Space Cowboys was an awesome movie.</p>
<p>That’s when you get out the net and drag her around the school, I bet she’d feel something then. </p>
<p>I wanna be a balla,
shot calla,</p>
<p>Seriously, everyone was just sort of confused as to why she would freaking say that. After class, no one really paid attention, but I was still pretty mad. BAH.</p>
<p>I want to be Jon Stewart.</p>
<p>Beat her up. </p>
<p>I think I’m going to do the go to sleep at 11 get up at 4 deal rather than the go to sleep at 1 get up and 6 thing. It’s much better.</p>
<p>I want to be a person who manages their time well.</p>
<p>Doesn’t everyone?</p>
<p>I was too shocked to even call her out.</p>
<p>I’ll explain the fish. The idea is that humans evolved from pirates. There is scientific evidence for this. Humans share only 95% of DNA with monkeys, but 99.9% of DNA with pirates. The fish is wearing an eye patch. The fish is some sort of a symbol of the whole pirate thing.</p>
<p>I just made a poster for “Hockey Moms for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.” Keep in mind that my school is overwhelmingly white Protestant conservatives. I probably don’t have any idea what this will start. My favorite is still “Carbo diem.”</p>
<p>I would love to be the expert that does 3-minute TV interviews. That has to be a fun job. I’d never have to answer the questions asked of me.</p>
<p>Make that go to sleep at 10 45. I’m exhausted. Good night errbody in the club.</p>
<p>Should I attend a conference at UCLA or attend the big game (football cal vs stanford)?</p>
<p>Depends.</p>
<p>Semicolons bug me.</p>
<p>The big game.</p>
<p>Semicolons are very useful.</p>
<p>I realize that, but they’re so unsymmetrical.</p>
<p>My dvd player is broken.</p>
<p>Don’t try to fix it yourself. You might accidentally put your screwdriver against a capacitor and shock yourself. That’s never happened to me, but I imagine it could happen.</p>
<p>Of course.</p>
<p>Sometimes texting is so cumbersome.</p>
<p>Snoop, you’re a girl, explain to me why girls who are perfectly smart become incoherent when texting. Sometimes it’s actually impossible to understand what they are saying.</p>
<p>I was such a rebel today. I put up another “Carbo Diem” poster on my locker. Today it lasted until lunch. During one of my afternoon classes, I gave my friend a few posters and told her to put them up. When I left school, they were still there. I’m thinking of making some Christian religious posters with Bible verses and mixing them with the FSM ones. I wonder if the person taking them will be selective. Since I’m a Christian, I’m perfectly comfortable with putting things like this on my locker, and it’s not me mocking Christianity. I even have an idea as to who is taking the posters. Oooh, and I made one other clever poster that I gave to a friend. It says “Hockey Moms for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.” It features FSM intertwined with two crossed hockey sticks. I might make a maverick one next.</p>
<p>I wouldn’t be able to tell you, mike. It seems no one remembers what periods are.</p>
<p>You should make a maverick one and give it to me.</p>
<p>There’s absolutely zero political turmoil here, lol. It’s still just one big Obama lovefest.</p>
<p>This one kid and I always seem to have 2 hour conversations about socialism late at night. He insists that we’re all going to end up poor with no health care.</p>
<p>Bah.</p>
<p>Sounds like snoop’s got herself a republican crush :D.</p>
<p>I’m officially christening him RB.</p>