<p>Well sure.</p>
<p>Yeah okay.</p>
<p>Whatever, meatballs.</p>
<p>My persuasive speech on mass transit is ten times better than my informative speech on hyperinflation.</p>
<p>That’s nice.
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I’m doing mock trial this year.</p>
<p>Me 2!!!111one</p>
<p>I’m an attorney. A plaintiff attorney. The Ohio case is illegal immigration meets the high school soccer team. Great fun.</p>
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sleeeeeeep</p>
<p>I have to write a full column for the newspaper about my school levy passing. For you Canadians, school levies are these little taxation schemes where schools say they NEED more money, and they ask the voters for it. Anyway, I have to write 250 words about it, and it’s a one-line story. The note at the top of the article assignment page said that I’m not supposed to rely on pictures to make my articles longer, but I think I’ll do it anyway. It’s unrealistic to think I’m going to milk 250 words out of a silly tax levy, even if it is to build a new school. The worst part? It can’t be editorialized. I can’t even say, “Thank you to those who supported the school.” I have to say, “It passed.” Bleck.</p>
<p>I’m not sure which I dread more: that article, or my sports article. This issue, I was assigned my first sports article of the year. I have to come up with 250 words about a 7th and 8th grade girls’ basketball scrimmage at some distant school that’s not in my school’s athletic league. Since I have a bunch of annoying obnoxious 8th grade girls in my study hall, I’m going to “interview” tomorrow during study hall. I’m also going to quit telling the editor my ideas before I execute them. When I said I should make the sports article a Q & A, she said absolutely not. Had I just written it that way and not said anything, she wouldn’t have been able to do anything about it. I have to remember that the pen is mightier than…the…vocal cords…</p>
<p>Yes, four periods belong at the end of that sentence. It was a quiz team question.</p>
<p>I have swimming for the next three weeks, bleh. I take too many showers at school as it is, now I have to take one in the middle of the day.</p>
<p>Silly swimming requirements.</p>
<p>I’m a lawyer for the prosecution.</p>
<p>So. I started reading The Origins of Inequality by Rousseau and at first I thought it was full of spelling mistakes, but then I realized that it’s written in old French. Shoot me now.</p>
<p>I would, but those beatnik hippie bum socialist northerners wouldn’t approve.</p>
<p>What the heck? I’m gone for two hours and the CC home page goes all schizo on me.</p>
<p>I just made a map of my town’s new subway system. The acronym is PARTS. It’s jeanyus.</p>
<p>Doesn’t your town have like 15 people?</p>
<p>I’m tired.</p>
<p>No, it has 500. The subway line is a quarter-mile long.</p>
<p>I would think hamlets wouldn’t need subways.</p>
<p>I have one more day of school.</p>
<p>It’s for a speech I wrote that’s supposed to persuade people to like mass transit. My little excursion to Spain turned me into a liberal.</p>
<p>Damn Europeans.</p>
<p>And good night. I did nothing.</p>
<p>And I totally just noticed the new tags for this thread. How nice, chaos.</p>
<p>The old ones are still better.</p>
<p>Who added Lil Jon?</p>
<p>And now I go to bed.</p>
<p>One more day of school? Is it already Christmas in Tennessee? Damn Americans.</p>
<p>No, silly! It’s Thanksgiving! The real one!</p>
<p>You’re up late for a Canadian.</p>