<p>You have no idea. She sent naked pictures to one of my friends. Creepy, yet hilarious, yet sad.</p>
<p>I hate the phrase “live laugh love.” It literally makes me frown.</p>
<p>“Never regret what once made you smile!!11!!” is what drug addicts say to make themselves feel better.</p>
<p>The IB has ruined my life.</p>
<p>^Haha, you’d hate my job. I see plates, plaques, resin figurines, and other such trinkets that are plastered with “Live, Laugh, Love” every day. Usually it’s my job to take a picture of three plates that say “Live,” “Laugh,” and “Love” and put them in the correct order. My boss always does it so they say “Love, Live, Laugh.” That’s more annoying than the original phrase.</p>
<p>Somebody save me. I’m wasting my time on YouTube listening to crazy European techno. As a Croatian, the Canadian might know this one. I somehow came across “Dragostea din tei.” I think the song is in Romanian, but I think that’s somewhat close-ish to Croatian? Anyway, this song has been translated into every language known to man. And it’s annoying. So why am I doing this?</p>
<p>There is no relationship between Croatian and Romanian. The latter isn’t even a slavic language…</p>
<p>I have no motivation these days. It’s pathetic.</p>
<p>Dinosaur or naked mole rat? Pick.</p>
<p>We are an odd people.</p>
<p>I like it when people is used as a singular collective.</p>
<p>I like it too. However, I hate “persons.” That’s just stupid.</p>
<p>Bah humbug.</p>
<p>This is depressing.</p>
<p>Today was Thanksgiving.</p>
<p>Turkey was gross.</p>
<p>My ex-boyfriend and his family came over for dinner.</p>
<p>AWKWARD.</p>
<p>It kind of is. </p>
<p>American Thanksgiving is a figment of everyone’s imagination.</p>
<p>ZOMGZZZizzle! I saw Twilight last night. It was one of the best movies I’ve ever seen. The filming was just the best. I hate to say this, but the Twilight series has a lot more going for it than Harry Potter. HP just looks like a big theatrical production compared to Twilight, which is more…real. Anyway, the only bad part was that I completely PASSED OUT during the climax. At the part where Edward sucks the venom out of Bella’s arm, I started getting dizzy and warm. It just kept getting worse and worse until I passed out for a split second. When I woke up, the only colors I could see were green and black. That doesn’t make for a good movie, by the way. Green and black are really very scary. Anyway, once Bella was in the hospital, I was beginning to recover, and by the end of the movie, I was fine. But it was the most awkward thing ever. Maybe this is why I don’t have more of a social life.</p>
<p>JB, I really hope someone hacked your account. Otherwise, that post is unacceptable in too many ways to count.</p>
<p>There are many things about me that are unacceptable.</p>
<p>
LSD?</p>
<p>Besides, everyone knows that Edward Cullen is pretty freaking annoying.</p>
<p>Hmm, some sort of drugs would go a long ways in explaining that post.</p>
<p>JB, you better have gone with some cute girl, that’s the only good reason to go see Twilight I can think of.</p>
<p>I went with a huge group of friends in college. There were seven of us. As a socially awkward nerd, I’ll take whatever social outings I can get. Of course, I wish I hadn’t ruined it by going all freakazoid. They didn’t seem to think much of it though, and the eventful car ride from the theater covered it nicely. Wouldn’t you know that six people don’t fit in a five-seat vehicle? I was astonished when I discovered it.</p>
<p>Well, sure.</p>
<p>We should refrain from talking about Twilight anymore. It would only entertain the Canadian more.</p>
<p>He will have a field day, so to speak.</p>
<p>Stem cells are fascinating.</p>
<p>I’m sure they are.</p>
<p>omggGGZzizzle tWIligHt oMGZZ</p>