<p>Seriously, stop talking about Twilight.</p>
<p>I am exhausted. I’m not going anywhere tonight.</p>
<p>I can be so difficult sometimes.</p>
<p>I have two days left to do my homework. Ah well.</p>
<p>Jehosaphat is spelled wrong on the tags.</p>
<p>That’s entirely JB’s fault.</p>
<p>The lsd and such, I’m sure.</p>
<p>How was Real Thanksgiving, which was yesterday, in Canada?</p>
<p>Canadians tend to ignore the existence of that which does not exist.</p>
<p>But then they would ignore themselves, upon which a tear in the time space continuum would develop.</p>
<p>You know not of what you speak, infidel.</p>
<p>I enjoyed not going to school today.</p>
<p>I did not, as I had to work.</p>
<p>I’m an infidel?</p>
<p>Geniuses, there are different ways to spell “Jehoshaphat.” It can be spelled with or without the second H.</p>
<p>Srsly, d00d. Infidel?</p>
<p>These just made the short list.</p>
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<p>I want it to be Christmas.</p>
<p>christmas, come NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
along with my ED rejection letter.</p>
<p>I hear Hanukkah is fun.</p>
<p>I’m really, really bored…and I don’t think I’ll be up to much tonight. RAWWR ENTERTAIN ME.</p>
<p>Oh. My. Noodly Appendages. My boss just ordered a Mac computer. He thought it would be a good idea to get one because he does so much product development. But he’s never used one before. Just wait until it arrives and I have to explain to him that there is no start menu, task bar, or right-clicking. I don’t think he really realizes how different it is.</p>
<p>Sucks to his ass-mar.</p>
<p>^What? Is that the native Canadian language?</p>
<p>My friend is going to Vancouver for Christmas. It’s so random. I told another friend that I should go to Montr</p>
<p>Well. That’s something.</p>
<p>I want to go shopping today.</p>