<p>Styx is embarrassing, more so than both Canada and Jordin Sparks combined.</p>
<p>Would it have killed her parents to spell it with an A?</p>
<p>Probably, yes.</p>
<p>Silly Canadian. The hipsters are getting to you.</p>
<p>That’s funny because they’re actually the same band, along with Journey, Boston, and REO Speedwagon.</p>
<p>Drawing inverse-square fields is tedious.</p>
<p>I am almost done this essay. I have never done so much research on something so ridiculous in my entire life. But it’s almost done.</p>
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<p>You might want to proofread that essay when you’re done, just a thought.</p>
<p>I did that a number of times already. I rewrote most of it more than once. I know my teacher will hate it anyway, though.</p>
<p>Wouldn’t it be so Croatian of him to misplace one of those pesky French apostrophes?</p>
<p>Do you have a French spellchecker? MS Word 2007 has a Spanish spellchecker. It doesn’t catch even the most obvious stuff, but it helps sometimes. I love it.</p>
<p>Your teacher sounds a bit pretentious.</p>
<p>I wrote an impromptu today, oh the evils of the AP test. It actually went all right, but I tend to ramble on timed writing assignments.</p>
<p>There is a perfect logic behind French apostrophes.</p>
<p>And yes, there is a spellchecker for French. I have it in my MS Word 2003. It sometimes doesn’t catch subtle mistakes, and it sometimes thinks that grammatically correct sentences are incorrect, but it’s very good otherwise.</p>
<p>I had my calculus exam today and the only thing going through my head was Adalbert Waffling.</p>
<p>And I failed.</p>
<p>CONGRATS JB!!! So many chicago’ers here. Relatively</p>
<p>Wow, everyone seems so excited. I just sneaked a peak at my email at work when my boss wasn’t looking, and then I went back to photographing product samples. So I didn’t think anything of it. And my parents really don’t understand elite colleges, so they didn’t think anything of it either. I guess I’m just now realizing how good that is.</p>
<p>My parents are weird about that kind of thing. I know that if I get into any top colleges next year, they won’t really make a big deal. They never doubt me, but to the point that any achievement of mine doesn’t make them, like, overjoyed, just because they’re never truly surprised. It’s kind of ridiculous.</p>
<p>When you have school award programs and such, are they always in French? So your parents go and they’re like, “Huh?? Wutz he sayin’???” Just another thought.</p>
<p>Yeah, haha, my parents sometimes get frustrated at how French my school is. Even my report cards are in French.</p>
<p>So tomorrow I’m going to be failing AP Latin and AP Chem. Just a heads up, I’ll be flinging myself off a bridge in t-minus 18 hours.</p>
<p>Your report cards are in French? Psh. Maybe language immersion schools aren’t such a great idea.</p>
<p>I need to start going to bed at 10. It always takes me two hours to go to bed.</p>
<p>My school isn’t a language immersion school. My school is meant for students who come from French families. French immersion schools, however, have English report cards.</p>
<p>Also, you’ve been kind of snippy lately, JB.</p>
<p>My calculator is going on two minutes for the last integral in my homework. I have to write a paper on a motif from Light in August, write a lab report, and study special cases in the subjunctive. Shoot me now.</p>
<p>I need caffeine.</p>
<p>hellloo. Wassup</p>