The Cafe Watering Hole

<p>GO Remy???</p>

<p>Snoop es una chica sucia.</p>

<p>roflmaolololol</p>

<p>Is SB a soft-spoken boy? It seems like boys with freckles usually are.</p>

<p>Soft-spoken is okay, but soft-handed is not. I HATE guys with smooth, girlie hands. It gives me the creeps.</p>

<p>If you say so.</p>

<p>Quiet.</p>

<p>You didn’t answer my question.</p>

<p>You could be nice to the one who doesn’t call you a dirty girl.</p>

<p>Yes I did, silly Washingtonian. Look again.</p>

<p>I like using tony as an adjective.</p>

<p>Ohhh, I thought you were saying “quiet” as in “silence, slave!”</p>

<p>You know?</p>

<p>But yes. I knew it.</p>

<p>Snoop is a durrty gurl.</p>

<p>How would you use tony as an adjective?</p>

<p>Tony- fancy, eg What a tony neighborhood with buried utilities and such.</p>

<p>Knew it? Is it that important?</p>

<p>It’s not. But is he like Michael Cera? Since you’re like Juno (I refuse to mention her real name because it doesn’t matter).</p>

<p>Btw, “tony” sounds ridiculous. It doesn’t work, snoop.</p>

<p>Well, then, okay.</p>

<p>I don’t say it a lot, but I like reading it in old books from the 70s and stuff.</p>

<p>Don’t say it ever. It’s one of those things.</p>

<p>Anyway. I’m going to be up late. And I don’t want to be. Sigh.</p>

<p>Since when are buried utilities fancy?</p>

<p>Since always, silly Chicagoan. </p>

<p>Not like Michael Cera. I don’t know. Puh.</p>

<p>Michael Cera is so awkward and silly. He makes me giggle. He’s my anti-type, but he’s cutesy.</p>

<p>Which is why he’s my anti-type.</p>

<p>I haven’t really thought about that.</p>

<p>Snoopy, I have a question for you.</p>

<p>Shoot, yo.</p>

<p>Snoop, I have a question for you too, but I won’t ask it in this post for some reason.</p>

<p>How many kids go to your school, 9-12?</p>

<p>PS: Mike, I have harsh words for you.</p>