The Cafe Watering Hole

<p>…1700. But my school is built for 1500. Yeah.</p>

<p>If you really want some sort of picture in your head, sb looks vaguely like Fernando Torres. Vaguely. Like, with squinting and dark hair.</p>

<p>Joli doesn’t know who that is.</p>

<p>What harsh words?</p>

<p>[url=<a href=“http://gim.gupshup.org/gal/H/1.%20HCFernandoTorres_me_e28699_4734554.JPG]Ahahaha[/url”>http://gim.gupshup.org/gal/H/1.%20HCFernandoTorres_me_e28699_4734554.JPG]Ahahaha[/url</a>]!</p>

<p>Sans mullet, I hope.</p>

<p>And blonde? W t f? I thought you said he had dark hair.</p>

<p>She can find google, smarty pants. </p>

<p>Harsh, pshaw.</p>

<p>I figured you’d find that picture.

GEEZ.</p>

<p>Fiery-harsh words, duh.</p>

<p>Snoop, reassure me that he doesn’t have a mullet. It’s the south, so I’m concerned.</p>

<p>PS: The fact that you said “with squinting and dark hair” makes it sound like he’s Asian with dark hair. In an offensive way.</p>

<p>But I get what you’re saying, so it’s okay.</p>

<p>My school was on the cover of TIME. Go ahead, ask me for what.</p>

<p>I don’t know anyone with a mullet. Fo rizzeal. </p>

<p>I meant when you squint, jolie. Geez.</p>

<p>Harsh, pshaw.</p>

<p>“For what?”</p>

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<p>I know that!</p>

<p>Snoop might want to cover her conservative Tennizzler ears.</p>

<p>My school had the first gay and lesbian homecoming king and queen. I’m writing a paper on it, aka summarizing and rewording the article TIME had two years ago.</p>

<p>I don’t understand. The king was gay and the queen was a lesbian or the gay guy was homecoming queen and the lesbian was homecoming king?</p>

<p>I hope for the latter.</p>

<p>I’m always so quiet whenever people I know start making fun of teh gayz. No one ever asks why. Sigh.</p>

<p>The former. Why would you hope for the latter?</p>

<p>Snoop, you would like it at my school. It is very unpopular to be anti-gay.</p>

<p>Because it’s more fun, duh.</p>

<p>None of my friends make fun of homosexuals, but lesbians are mean to me. The end.</p>

<p>I’m suffocating here, you know. Suffocating.</p>

<p>Haha, my school is so weird about the gay thing. All the guys hug, call each other cute, etc., to prove in some way that they aren’t gay, but tolerant.</p>

<p>Yeah, I think that’s an American guy thing to do in general. All of the foreign kids get a kick out of it.</p>

<p>Suffocating.</p>

<p>Red state madness, I tell you. I’m not exaggerating.</p>

<p>I believe you, snoop. My school/town is really conservative, but my friends aren’t. I’m probably the “most conservative” out of all my friends, and that’s only because I’m religious.</p>

<p>I live by jewish people and non-practicing/semi-practicing christians. Not a very conservative bunch.</p>