<p>My town is just full of typical white, conservative hypocritical “Christians.”</p>
<p>As is my school.</p>
<p>No, not west coast Washington conservative. I’m in the middle of Fox News southern Baptist destroy queerosexuals and Muslims and mexicans haha the projects are funny abortion is a product of the devil and France republicans.</p>
<p>Yeah.</p>
<p>I just crinkled my nose. That blows. You should come to the west coast for college, you’ll be happy.</p>
<p>Reed. Pomona. </p>
<p>Why do you think I want to be in a big city? Ridiculous.</p>
<p>I take it they aren’t the laissez-faire, free market principles, limited gov. kind of conservative then.</p>
<p>You should join one of the more fanatical churches and write a book about your experiences.</p>
<p>I should. Maybe after I low-key-ly publish my first book. It’ll be like BAM published author goes undercover to discover what’s tearing apart this country at the seams.</p>
<p>Neocons who heart Bush, all of them.</p>
<p>You should got to Evergreen, snoopy. Hahahahahaha.</p>
<p>This could be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.</p>
<p>[YouTube</a> - Cartoon banned by the Mormon church](<a href=“http://youtube.com/watch?v=zy0d1HbItOo&feature=related]YouTube”>http://youtube.com/watch?v=zy0d1HbItOo&feature=related)</p>
<p>Mormon Erotica? Ew. Ahaha.</p>
<p>“Infinite Celestial Sex”</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>“Secret Temple Rituals.”</p>
<p>haha, my friend is mormon. and yeah, she wears the sacred underwear.</p>
<p>You couldn’t pay me enough to wear “sacred Mormon underwear” on a daily basis. Oh hell no.</p>
<p>you would if you were mormon.</p>
<p>Well, I’m not, and I never will be.</p>
<p>yeah.</p>
<p>i get paid tomorrow yesss.</p>
<p>How does your friend wear those? What kind of clothes fit over those? Geeeez.</p>
<p>I want to join a scientology church for a week, just to see what crazy people are like en masse.</p>
<p>no, it’s sort of like normal underwear. you can’t tell she is wearing them.</p>
<p>Freakyyyy. I wonder if the mormons I know wear the special underwear…</p>