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<p>Lolcatz are lame.</p>

<p>Maybe I was, DVR, maybe I was. But if I’m Daria, you’re Trent. And that means you have to get your ears pierced and learn to rock a guitar. Or maybe you’re that other, normal guy. I can’t remember and I don’t care.</p>

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<p>Eurgh.</p>

<p>I have no words for the Canadian.</p>

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<p>I have too many words for him.</p>

<p>Snoopy you remind me of so many things.</p>

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<p>You’d get mad if I got my ears pierced. </p>

<p>Have I offended Tennizzler #8?</p>

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<p>No.</p>

<p>And what are these many things that I remind you of, jolie? I would like to know.</p>

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<p>Jane Austen reminds me of Kate Austen which reminds me of Lost and how I don’t want it to start because I don’t remember anything.</p>

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<p>I remember they’re off of the island, that’s about it.</p>

<p>I want my calc grade.</p>

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<p>A Series of Unfortunate Events reminds me of you, idk why.</p>

<p>Also, Peanuts.</p>

<p>I have my calc grade. lololol</p>

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<p>That’s it? Snicket and Schulz? That’s not many.</p>

<p>I had my calc grade but then the online grading thing when bonkers. That’s right. Bonkers.</p>

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<p>I want my Calc III grade. lololol</p>

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<p>More things, but I forgot. I’ll tell you as they come back.</p>

<p>Oh, Tina Fey.</p>

<p>I miss my Q & A thread every three months or so.</p>

<p>Mike, oh hell no you didn’t.</p>

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<p>Lolz, no calc for me.</p>

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<p>I am going to be Tina Fey, how about that? Loved by America and I get to keep my glasses. And she’s a girl, which is apparently important in the people I want to be.</p>

<p>ohno I think he did.</p>

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<p>Oh hell yes I did. </p>

<p>In other news, my Yale/Princeton essay is coming along nicely.</p>

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<p>I look considerably less attractive in glasses. C’est vrai.</p>

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<p>Yale is mine. Assuming I get in. But in theory, Yale is mine.</p>

<p>I have a bomber hat and none of you do.</p>

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<p>Maybe I do.</p>

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<p>If you bring that up one more time, I will kick you to death.</p>

<p>PS: I plan on crashing Yale parties sometime in the near future. If Mike and DVR both end up there, they will be affected (effected? I can’t…) by my wrath.</p>

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<p>I’m only applying to Yale because it looks like Hogwarts. And I know Yale is yours, Canadian.</p>

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<p>Jolie hates Hogwarts.</p>

<p>Affect is a verb. Effect is a noun. OMG ■■■■■.</p>