<p>The Chai Frappuccino is the best. But it’s usually more expensive.</p>
<p>[url=<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL-hNMJvcyI&feature=related]Oh.[/url”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL-hNMJvcyI&feature=related]Oh.[/url</a>] My. God. How did I miss this?? He looks so old now.</p>
<p>I like pepperjack cheese.</p>
<p>In the last like two seconds of that video, it mentions “Charice from the Philippines” and she was totally on Oprah today.</p>
<p>That 16-year-old sounds exactly like Celine Dion when she sings. It’s uncanny.</p>
<p>The Canadian is doing a good job of ignoring us. I’m awaiting his reply to my queries.</p>
<p>One of my friends just wrote the most awesome short story. It’s awesome. Now I think my writing sucks. I still have to write a short story for Scholastic. I’m brainstorming ideas. I think I might revisit my charade of Yvette and Jer</p>
<p>I’m taller than all of you. Therefore, I win.</p>
<p>And I’m not replying to any “queries.” Except Jolie’s, to which I will unfortunately have to say no. I remember everything else, though, so don’t try to get mad at me.</p>
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Well, yeah. In Canadian inches. The conversion factor will probably put you a foot shorter, sooo…</p>
<p>I hate you so much right now, vague Singaporean video hosts.</p>
<p>No, in American inches even. It’s true.</p>
<p>Puh.</p>
<p>Load, you stupid cow of a website! Load. Dooo itttt.</p>
<p>Are you talking to me? Because I am not a stupid cow of a website. Have some respect.</p>
<p>Maybe you are and you just don’t know it.</p>
<p>Lawlz. Today I was trying to get my boss’s silly websites to work on his Apple (I feel like I’ve said this before…anyway) computer, and I typed “Microsoft” into Google on Safari so I could get to the Microsoft website. It said “Microsoft” was misspelled, and underlined it. I lol’d.</p>
<p>You answer my queries, or there will be consequences. I have nasty tricks up my sleeve. And I’m wearing three sweaters today, so I can fit even more nasty tricks up my sleeve.</p>
<p>Muttering. Go.</p>
<p>Are you talking about CC? Over the past week, it’s been taking me forever to load pages on CC. I can load seven pages on Facebook in the time it takes to load one page on CC. I’m thinking it’s because of increased traffic, since no one has anything to do.</p>
<p>No. It’s the vague Singaporean video hosts that tend to be cows.</p>
<p>You loaded half an hour ago, heifer! GOD.</p>
<p>They call me the hiphopopotamus, my lyrics are bottomless</p>
<p>You all must watch Flight of The Conchords now.</p>
<p>I exchanged my iPod today oh no shoot me.</p>
<p>Apple is so genius, though. It makes money off people who love shiny things but who don’t know what they’re doing. I wish I could do that.</p>
<p>I probably should watch Flight of the Conchords, but I’m too preoccupied with the bovine Singaporean video hosts to care right now.</p>
<p>Jeeessuusss.</p>
<p>I can’t wait for this schoolyear to be over. I loaded up my schedule so I could get a lot of stuff done and so I’ll essentially be able to “chill” next year. After I finish my college apps. Which I will finish early.</p>
<p>^Would you like to extrapolate?</p>
<p>I’m getting hostile.</p>
<p>Never mind the cattle.</p>
<p>I think I like Kings of Leon. Not sure yet.</p>
<p>Snoop, tell me a story.</p>