The Cafe Watering Hole

<p>A TA? I haven’t done anything lately. I went to Starbucks today. That’s it. </p>

<p>Is there a particular subject you would like me to tell a story about?</p>

<p>Anything, really. It can be entirely fictional.</p>

<p>I want to hear a story about what Canadians mutter in the hallway.</p>

<p>Other than about silly Americans.</p>

<p>I see, I see. Unfortunately, I am watching The Dundies and talking to a boy right now, so anything I write you will probably be subpar.</p>

<p>Heh.</p>

<p>Is he acronym worthy?</p>

<p>No. I don’t think his girlfriend would like it that much.</p>

<p>I hate you, vague Asian video hosts. So much.</p>

<p>Snoop’s a homewrecker.</p>

<p>I’m officially done with college applications. Yay!</p>

<p>No, JB.</p>

<p>I think it’s funny when people in high school go out with people they don’t really like.</p>

<p>I suppose.</p>

<p>I did write a story about a unicorn, if you wanted to read that, yak.</p>

<p>Oh God. I don’t think my OSU application went through.</p>

<p>And it’s been over a month and a half since I thought I applied.</p>

<p>I’m sorry, jb. I’ve done something like that before.</p>

<p>Resend it, Snoop.</p>

<p>Clear your stupid pms, yak.</p>

<p>Okay, never mind. I figured it out. It turns out that I’ve been admitted, and they didn’t email me. Whatevs.</p>

<p>Mutter.</p>

<p>Congrats, JB.</p>

<p>Snoop. Story. PM me.</p>

<p>If you say so.</p>

<p>Well. That was nothing like Twilight.</p>

<p>I’ll take that as a compliment then.</p>

<p>Just don’t post my nickname, as that would make me googleable, and I don’t think anyone wants that.</p>

<p>Then snoop would have to go into hiding like she did that one time for some reason I vaguely remember.</p>

<p>[YouTube</a> - Flight Of The Conchords~Hiphopopotomus vs. The Rhymenoceros (Live)](<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIKpZcAT7NE&feature=related]YouTube”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIKpZcAT7NE&feature=related)</p>

<p>Really? No feedback? Jesus.</p>

<p>Now I’m watching The Client. It’s the one where Michael and Jan hook up the first time. Heh.</p>