The Cafe Watering Hole

<p>^You BabelFish cheater.</p>

<p>I am the stupidest person ever. Today I had an academic quiz bowl meet (+2 nerd points) in a town about twenty miles from my town. We were playing that school and one other school from my county. So we all went on the bus over there and cleaned their clocks and whatnot. Then we came back, and when I went to get all my things off the bus, I was missing something important: my backpack. Eeek!!! So I drove back to this distant town to get my backpack, and I found a custodian to let me in the rooms where I was. But it wasn’t anywhere. So I got back in my car, and I got a call from my mom, saying that some teacher from the other school took it back there, since that town is closer to me. Sorry if these towns are confusing. Anyway, so I had to drive all the way over there, and I walked around this high school for ever and ever until I found the custodian. Then he gave me my backpack and I drove home, which only took ten minutes from this town. So I had a one-hour extravaganza of an adventure looking for my backpack tonight, just so I can do all my silly homework. Hehe.</p>

<p>TMI times dos.</p>

<p>Megavideo is incredibly annoying sometimes.</p>

<p>It’s annoying all the time. For serious. 72 minutes ***.</p>

<p>Sorry. I just had to vent.</p>

<p>And apparently, I like to make long posts. I just start typing, and more and more comes to me.</p>

<p>Lawlz. Linearization and Newton’s Method.</p>

<p>My friend went to Canada for Christmas. I asked her how was her visit to the fairy tale land. She mostly absorbed Asian culture.</p>

<p>There are Asians in Canada?</p>

<p>This comes as a shock.</p>

<p>P.S. I didn’t Babelfish-cheat. Mi hermano habla espa</p>

<p>Haha, actually, you’ve gotten everything right so far.</p>

<p>Really? I’m mostly guessing: I hate Spanish.</p>

<p>Anywho, Season 2 of Dexter was awesome. I can’t wait to start Season 3.</p>

<p>Yo tambien odio espanol. No tengo el valor para teclear los acentos, entonces espero que me entiendan bien. </p>

<p>I like cheese?
Definitely!</p>

<p>Entienden. Sorry.</p>

<p>I should start reading The Great Gatsby.</p>

<p>I like Spanish so much that I bought a 600-page novel written entirely in Spanish. Lawlz.</p>

<p>That reminds me. I have to translate and adapt my silly story about the French people. It will be a satire love story. As someone who’s never had a girlfriend, it will be very easy to satirize love.</p>

<p>Since he’s hoping isn’t it subjunctive and entiendan?</p>

<p>The Great Gatsby is sooooo overrated.</p>

<p>JB, no one is going to buy the whole ice cream truck if you keep giving away popsicles for free. Just sayin’.</p>

<p>@Mike: No it isn’t. Stop.</p>

<p>I don’t know, I hate the subjunctive. It’s easy in French but it sucks in Spanish. Stop ruining everything.</p>

<p>I don’t like popsicles as much as I like real ice cream. Just sayin’.</p>

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<p>Ha. ha. ha.</p>

<p>And The Great Gatsby does suck.</p>

<p>Haha. Thanks for the advice, Jolie. But unfortunately, my ice cream truck isn’t working properly. So I have to get rid of the popsicles as quickly as possible. I just don’t see any reason to keep even more things to myself. This may sound funny to all of you, but I’m really rather secretive. My motives are a mystery to most.</p>

<p>I love alliteration.</p>

<p>I totally forgot The Daily Show came back tonight. Sweeeet.</p>

<p>avenaceous</p>

<p>PRONUNCIATION:
(av-uh-NAY-shuhs)</p>

<p>MEANING:
adjective: Relating to or like oats.</p>

<p>ETYMOLOGY:
From Latin avena (oats).</p>

<p>USAGE:
“See birds that know our avenaceous store,
Stoop to our hand, and then repleted soar.”
The Poems of H.C. Burner; Scribner; 1896.
(written as a parody of Alexander Pope) </p>

<p>Why do we even have that word?</p>

<p>Why not? You need to describe silos’ contents somehow.</p>

<p>Also, waking up at 7:00 during vacations to bring my brother to work is torture. I mean, I welcome the extra hours to watch TV on my computer, but sometimes I’d rather just sleep.</p>

<p>Puh. I have a math test tomorrow.</p>

<p>I have what <em>SHOULD</em> be an easy stat test tomorrow. Oh, but he’ll find a way to make it difficult, convoluted, and vague, I’m sure. As per usual.</p>

<p>Whatever. I’m in Rice now, amd I’m sure they won’t mind if I get a B in AP Stats.</p>