The Cafe Watering Hole

<p>Don’t. </p>

<p>My best friend is a Mary Sue. I don’t know what to think of that.</p>

<p>Your face is a Mary Sue. I don’t know what to think of that.</p>

<p>Ohhhh burn.</p>

<p>s hit, son, yous tell 'em.</p>

<p>Snoop, how is Tennizzle handling the loss?</p>

<p>The loss of what?</p>

<p>I hear the Electric City is quite boring.</p>

<p>In the playoffs, duh.</p>

<p>This has been my most productive day for a long time. But it only got that way because I purposely started copying 10 GB of files to the external hard drive over the network so I could put my computer out of commission for a few hours. Then the network crashed, so I’m back on the Internet.</p>

<p>So no Windows 7? What’s wrong with it?</p>

<p>WHAT WHAT LOSS NO WHAT HUH</p>

<p>puh.</p>

<p>I’m not sure about Ohio Wesleyan. Sure, I got full tuition there, but something about the Ohio Wesleyan Battling Bishops is a bit unsettling.</p>

<p>You’ll like it if you go there, I wouldn’t worry about it.</p>

<p>Two weeks till I’m a second semester senior, I can’t frickin wait!!!</p>

<p>I was mostly just ranting about the silly mascot. The Battling Bishops. I think 11% of the students are internationals. That’s good. And since I really don’t care one iota about sports, the mascot is irrelevant.</p>

<p>I only have to wait until Friday. Mwahaha. But then I have to make sure my counselor submits midyear reports to each of the six colleges where I applied.</p>

<p>I know, I know, I know that only I can save me.</p>

<p>There. I did it. Now what?</p>

<p>I’m a second semester junior which really sucks. Puh.</p>

<p>I want to see Slumdog Millionaire really really bad.</p>

<p>My friend is getting a MacBook Pro 2009 with a 17" screen for graduation. Bleckity bleck.</p>

<p>Everything I can think of in response to that can only result in “That’s what she said.”</p>

<p>I can’t help it.</p>

<p>Oskee Wow Wow!!!</p>

<p>You can look that up.</p>

<p>Planet Earth, The Office Season 2, 30 Rock. For doing math homework, decide.</p>

<p>The Office, quite obviously. Pam and Jim fuh-evaaahhh</p>

<p>Very well, then.</p>

<p>Stoke’s Theorem and I don’t get along very well.</p>

<p>Well sure.</p>

<p>And I wasn’t kidding about Pam and Jim fuh-evaaahh. I’m cool that way.</p>

<p>Okay, snoop. I don’t understand all the random gobbledygook, so you’re just going to have to tell me. Does Windows 7 suck canal water, or is it actually worth downloading?</p>

<p>I’ve officially lost all productivity for the evening.</p>

<p>No. Not canal water. Anything but that.</p>

<p>And so I do what I do and at least I exist what could mean more than this.</p>

<p>Watch it Canadian, emo-ness is a slippery slope.</p>

<p>My math homework is going reasonably well, surprisingly.</p>