<p>[Ultimate</a> Cool Characters](<a href=“http://www.theworldofstuff.com/characters/]Ultimate”>http://www.theworldofstuff.com/characters/)</p>
<p>Yo dawg, we heard you like math, so we put a function in your function so you can derive while you derive.</p>
<p>I renamed the Chain Rule to the “Baller Rule.” This is now correct mathematical terminology.</p>
<p>Psh. Why didn’t the character map just say that? It only lists the Alt + #### code for some of the characters, not all of them. I am irked.</p>
<p>Yeah, Google’s pretty swell.</p>
<p>Alt codes are kind of annoying.</p>
<p>I was frivolous enough to type a whole paper for Spanish using alt codes last year. If I ever do that again, I’m switching my keyboard layout. It’s so much easier. I know all the codes really well, but it takes too much time.</p>
<p>“Yo dawg, we heard you like math, so we put a function in your function so you can derive while you derive.”</p>
<p>This is genius!</p>
<p>I type all my French stuff with alt codes. I know them by heart so it doesn’t take much time to use them. When I’m lazy, I just don’t use accents at all and the spell checker fixes everything for me.</p>
<p>Wow then. I like using the Spanish layout for the keyboard. I know the alt codes, but eh. I get tired of pushing so many buttons. The Spanish layout has a button you push first (I think it’s the ’ key) and then you push the vowel, and it makes the letter with the accent. Supposedly MS Word has its own deally, but I don’t like to rely on things like that.</p>
<p>Yeah, I type really fast as it is and alt codes have become a reflex. I hardly even have to think when I use them. And in French, accents play a bigger role than they do in Spanish, so MS Word does a good job of fixing up any mistakes.</p>
<p>This is more entertaining than I thought it would be.</p>
<p>[HBO:</a> We Are One: The Obama Inaugural Celebration at the Lincoln Memorial](<a href=“http://www.hbo.com/weareone/]HBO:”>http://www.hbo.com/weareone/)</p>
<p>Everyone loves Obama.</p>
<p>This is true.</p>
<p>It’s been snowing for over 24 hours and it doesn’t look like it’s going to stop soon.</p>
<p>I deprived myself of my guilty pleasures today. Since I have an eight-page paper due on Thursday, I decided I’d get a head start on it so I could sleep Wednesday night. I hid my bookmarks toolbar and deleted all my IM icons. It worked. I didn’t get on until my target time. But I’ve only written two pages, and I don’t have enough research. I thought I’d pick SLR photography as a topic, since it has to be extensively researched. But alas, it’s not.</p>
<p>And I’m trying my hand at APA format. Only one space after each period? Bleck.</p>
<p>I have school tomorrow because Canada doesn’t care about Martin Luther King Jr.</p>
<p>Exclamation points should never be used in formal writing.</p>
<p>I agree. I only use them online when I’m being sarcastic and mocking people’s internet lingo.</p>
<p>It must be extremely dull to go to school in Canada.</p>
<p>It must be extremely dull to go to school in Bumblefuck, Ohio.</p>
<p>Oh snap.</p>
<p>In English I always whisper to the girl in front of me about all the things that our teacher does incorrectly. Which is everything.</p>
<p>I hate that class. I have to sit next to emo kids.</p>
<p>Not as dull as Canada. We get six or seven snow days a year, plus about a dozen two-hour delays.</p>