<p>My teacher is good with teaching us to use graphing calculators. Everyone’s pretty proficient with the statistical capacities of a ti-84.</p>
<p>We all use TI-83+s, except on.e kid with an 89. He gets amazing grades on all the tests and stuff because it basically gives you all the answers necessary in Calc BC. However, he became so dependent on the 89 that he got a 2 on the Calc AB test because of the non-calculator section</p>
<p>Yeah, they literally do everything for you. It’s so amazing.</p>
<p>If you love it so much why don’t you marry it? I’m sure something like that would be legal in godless Canada.</p>
<p>Not yet, Snoop.</p>
<p>I’m going to bed. And by “bed,” I mean “read 3 chapters of The Great Gatsby because I’ve fallen behind.”</p>
<p>Goodnight, Tennizzler.</p>
<p>I refuse to acknowledge good night as one word.</p>
<p>I will find your blog one day, and I shall heartily laugh, because it is obviously deficient in one way or another as you haven’t shown it to me yet.</p>
<p>I refuse to return for the evening unless I finish my eight-page paper and works cited. I’m halfway done with page three right now.</p>
<p>I like the word felicitas.</p>
<p>Hot damn Obamas. OMG PRESIDENTTTT</p>
<p>I would hate to be Canadian right now.</p>
<p>I haven’t watched (listened to?) his inaugural speech yet, but a number of my hipster friends skipped school to watch it. And my stats class was spent watching the silly ceremony.</p>
<p>But you know, my hipster friends also desperately want to go to one of those ridiculous Burning Man events, so Obama shouldn’t be proud to have them on his side.</p>
<p>So young, so cynical.</p>
<p>Damn you, limewire. DAMN YOU.</p>
<p>Oooh, illegal?</p>
<p>I have no idea what you’re talking about.</p>
<p>What are some songs that I would enjoy listening to on my iPod?</p>
<p>Oh my noodles. I’m epic failing this paper. I’m very quickly running out of ideas. Maybe I’ve just been looking at it too long.</p>
<p>Perhaps I’m just not destined to finish things early. Every time I try, it never works. I think I need the pressure of impending doom to accomplish anything. I’m done with four and a half pages of my eight-page paper. I guess that’s good enough for the evening. I can write another three and a half pages tomorrow. I can do this…</p>
<p>I wish my English teachers taught how to research. They always say websites suck, but they fail to explain to us how to gain access to more reliable materials. I love ranting.</p>
<p>I haven’t started working on my presentation for apush. It’s all gravy.</p>
<p>The only class I have presentations in is Spanish. Ridiculous.</p>
<p>I have a lot of Spanish presentations. The next one starts next week, and it’s supposed to be about a song. I think I’m going to use “Malo” by Beb</p>
<p>Damn you, Jonas Brothers.</p>
<p>Inexcusable, snoop.</p>
<p>Day Man… Fighter of the Night Man… Champion of the sun… Master of karate and friendship for everyone.</p>