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9421

<p>I should get my report card tomorrow. French and philosophy will bring my average down. Damnit.</p>

9422

<p>It is excusable. It totally is.</p>

<p>I got my report card the other day. Ridiculous.</p>

9423

<p>It’s finals week up in herr. I’ll probably get a B or two. What a shame.</p>

<p>And no, it’s not excusable. If there’s one band that is 100% certifiably inexcusable, it’s The Jonas Brothers.</p>

9424

<p>Hear, hear.</p>

9425

<p>HEYshutup.</p>

<p>I would hate to have finals after Christmas. I wouldn’t be able to have any fun.</p>

9426

<p>I don’t let it phase me.</p>

<p>[Really</a> snoop?](<a href=“http://api.ning.com/files/WGcoHtbP2PNSTcp9H-q7AxWwkoMr6iMPb6z4PGw1Qfg_/JonasBrothers1028x768TigerBeat.jpg]Really”>http://api.ning.com/files/WGcoHtbP2PNSTcp9H-q7AxWwkoMr6iMPb6z4PGw1Qfg_/JonasBrothers1028x768TigerBeat.jpg)</p>

<p>Now Taylor Swift, on the other hand…</p>

9427

<p>Taylor Swift is seven different kinds of sucky. Don’t even.</p>

<p>How do you get around the censor?</p>

9428

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<p>That’s what she said.</p>

<p>■■■■, I don’t know. </p>

<p>I never understood that whole 10 characters cheat with the space then the period, you wanna explain that?</p>

9429

<p>They all look so small.</p>

<p>Snoop, do you like small men?</p>

<p>:)</p>

<p>If you want to write “it is,” and post that, just put a bunch of spaces between the words and it’ll cut them out when it’s posted. If you just want to post one word, put spaces between the word and the period, and all of them will be cut out except the first one.</p>

9430

<p>You just. I don’t know. Just put a crapload of spaces between the last word and the period.</p>

<p>THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID, CANADIAN.</p>

9431

<p>Gracias, I shall bestow upon you the secret of how to swear on CC now.</p>

<p>[color=black ]F[/color ]uck. Remove the spaces.</p>

9432

<p>I see. </p>

<p>[Is</a> this](<a href=“http://■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■/question/index?qid=20081228211644AAaTxQn]Is”>http://■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■/question/index?qid=20081228211644AAaTxQn) you?</p>

9433

<p>I’m so good.</p>

<p>Also, I’m not watching Lost tonight because I don’t remember anything and I’m too tired to watch something for two, let alone three, hours without falling asleep.</p>

9434

<p>I need to study, but I really don’t want to.</p>

<p>I counted at least 10 girls pregnant today. Depressing.</p>

9435

<p>Uhh, how did yous know my online cross-dressing name was Tory?!?!?!?!?!?</p>

<p>TEAM TAYLOR!!!</p>

9436

<p>Disgraceful.</p>

<p>I’m slippin into the lava</p>

9437

<p>I’m slippin’ into the lava
And I’m tryin’ keep from goin’ under
Baby, who turned the temperature hotter?
‘Cause I’m burnin’ up, burnin’ up for you baby
C’mon girl</p>

<p>Poetry at its finest. </p>

<p>I dim the lights down very low, here we go
You’re so beautiful
You could be a waitress
You’re so beautiful
You could be an air hostess in the 60s
You’re so beautiful
You could be a part…time…model</p>

<p>Sooo much better.</p>

<p>And a little bit of [url=<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlbB7qt6v_0]this.[/url”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlbB7qt6v_0]this.[/url</a>]</p>

9438

<p>If I hear that ■■■■■■■ song one more time I swear to god I’ll ralph.</p>

9439

<p>What… FotC?</p>

<p>[YouTube</a> - Flight of the Conchords Live at Aro Valley Video Store 3](<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STjUq7MD2c0&feature=PlayList&p=83BFEC8567C81663&index=23]YouTube”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STjUq7MD2c0&feature=PlayList&p=83BFEC8567C81663&index=23)</p>

<p>What is wrong with the world today?</p>

9440

<p>No. The squinty blonde.</p>

<p>And that looks like a very uncomfortable place to perform. </p>

<p>That’s what she said.</p>