<p>I need one.</p>
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<p>Oh my noodles. I can’t focus to save my life.</p>
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<p>Genius.</p>
<p>People like her.</p>
<p>…Someone likes her.</p>
<p>I’m almost done. Just a page and a half to go. I can do this. It is very difficult to pad a paper and have it still look like a good-quality paper.</p>
<p>Forget it. If I don’t have this done tomorrow, I can still submit it by email to get it back and make corrections. There’s no reason for this stress.</p>
<p>But really. This paper’s main topic is suck, with a twinge of horrible, and perhaps a dash of awful.</p>
<p>Just a dash?</p>
<p>Salt n Pepa’s here.</p>
<p>Soooo… Is Hillary Swank hot?</p>
<p>i can’t express how un-hot Hillary Swank is.</p>
<p>She’s hot as heck.</p>
<p>Hillary Swank? Psh. She looka like a man. And no, that’s not a typo.</p>
<p>My English teacher said I can turn in my essay unfinished, and she’ll tell me how to add more. I told her that I’ve written seven of my eight pages, and since I’m already up to seventeen sources, I didn’t really want to find more research. So I get to short-change my paper, and she’ll give it back to me with suggestions before it’s due. Yay for uncompetitive high schools.</p>
<p>Her face is oddly proportioned, but other than that, she isn’t so bad.</p>
<p>You mom is oddly proportioned. </p>
<p>SNAP.</p>
<p>I will never not love Kelly Clarkson.</p>
<p>Since U Been Gone!!!</p>
<p>Ahem. She’s all right.</p>
<p>I’m ridiculously tired, snoop. Tell me a story.</p>
<p>A story about what, praytell?</p>
<p>One of those glorious stories about “The War for Southern Independence” (do people actually call it that?) that gets retold in the South every year when you guys do reenactments and such.</p>
<p>We do?</p>
<p>I go to ghetto school, but you knew that.</p>
<p>My school is getting a rep for being a ghetto school now, even though it’s highly rated, blah blah blah. Probably because the Mexicans and the Puerto Ricans fight so much. Can’t we all just get along?</p>
<p>11 pregnant and counting. At least, that’s what I saw today.</p>
<p>My mom bought those little hundred calorie packs of cheese nips, but I like goldfish so much better.</p>