<p>Guess what? I’m going to Northwestern. Chicago said so.</p>
<p>Yes I did, all three million of me (us?).</p>
<p>I want a regents interview more because I want fly out to California, rather than actually wanting to go to cal or ucla. That can’t be good.</p>
<p>There are four million of me. Therefore, I win.</p>
<p>You don’t win if you don’t say anything.</p>
<p>W00t! No passive voice was used in my paper.</p>
<p>Chicago</p>
<ul>
<li>City 2,836,659 (3rd U.S.)</li>
<li>Density 12,649/sq mi (4,816/km2)</li>
<li>Urban 8,711,000</li>
<li>Metro 9,785,747</li>
</ul>
<p>Toronto</p>
<ul>
<li>City 2,503,281</li>
<li>Density 3,972/km2 (10,287.4/sq mi)</li>
<li>Urban 4,753,120</li>
<li>Metro 5,555,912</li>
</ul>
<p>That’s right. USA! USA! USA! WOOHOO!!! FOOTBALL AND BEER!!!</p>
<p>My town has 300 people in the zip code, but the metro area has 2,000 people. It’s nice when I want a picture of the barren horizon at sunrise.</p>
<p>You may have won the battle, but Canada will prevail.</p>
<p>My government student teacher said that when the US crashes, Canada’s going with it. But he also equated wearing neckties to midgets choking him, so I wouldn’t place too much value on what he says.</p>
<p>Canada hasn’t prevailed at anything besides indie music, hockey, and mounties. That’s it.</p>
<p>Those three are the only necessary things in the world.</p>
<p>Tis true. Although, mounties are negotiable.</p>
<p>How dare you. Mounties are here to protect the True North. You know, the one that is strong and free.</p>
<p>Whatevz.</p>
<p>The worst thing about prison has got to be the dementors.</p>
<p>Dementors aren’t real, ma’am.</p>
<p>WHAT.</p>
<p>I took pictures of my yard today. Everything was covered in ice.</p>
<p>Yes they are. My school has them.</p>
<p>I’m going to talk to those people running the nuclear particle accelerator. Maybe they can help me get a few more hours tacked onto the end of each day.</p>
<p>W00t. Snow day. I’m going to finish my stuff today. All of it.</p>
<p>No snow day today. And almost certainly no snow day tomorrow. Thank God for snow plows. </p>
<p>Quantum mechanics is extremely interesting.</p>
<p>I have a test tomorrow, and I am not studying right now. Oh danggg.</p>
<p>Oh my noodles. My mom yelled at me hardcore. She found out that I applied to Princeton. Oh snap. She went into a long rant about how it’s not possible for me to go to Princeton, because she and dad have jobs, and they can’t get off work to move me eight times. And she doesn’t know how to book a hotel, since they don’t travel, and I shouldn’t expect them to travel. I need to start thinking about other people, since I expect so much and give nothing in return.</p>
<p>Now she’s even mad at me for registering for Ohio State’s scholarship competition, because she doesn’t know how to book a hotel in Columbus. And I’m selfish.</p>
<p>I was a basketcase an hour ago. I actually cried. As someone who never really feels any emotion, that’s huge.</p>