The Cafe Watering Hole

<p>She complained. About moving.</p>

<p>I so sorry, jb. My parents only complain about how poor we are and how they lost my college fund in something or other and that it’s Harvard or UT. Yours are… Just so, so sorry.</p>

<p>I think I’m composed now. I don’t know if I should tell my mom about my Princeton interview tomorrow.</p>

<p>I can a) keep it a complete secret, as I’ve planned my alibi, b) say it’s for a UChicago scholarship, or c) just tell her the truth. She’ll be mad when she finds out I pulled yet another trick without telling her.</p>

<p>My to-do list is three hundred kilometers long, and I really don’t feel like I’m in the condition to do any of it.</p>

<p>No worries, JB, if you get into Princeton you’ll find a way to get there. You could have some buddies drive you out, you could take the train, it will all work out.</p>

<p>Lost was zomgamazing.</p>

<p>Oh, and as for the interview, just walk out the door and shout “I’m going out, be back later!” as you close the door. When you get back just say you went to dinner/lunch/whatever.</p>

<p>If I was jb, one, I would freak out because I suddenly was a boy, and two, my parents would never let me be driven out to Jersey. They won’t even let me go to Nashville and it’s 40 minutes away.</p>

<p>GOD.</p>

<p>Haha, the funny part was that my mom kept saying Virginia.</p>

<p>“If you go to Princeton, your dad and I can’t take off work to move you to Virginia.” But, of course, I didn’t dare say anything. All I said was, “Okay,” and then my mom yelled at me for agreeing with her and not fixing it. Geez Louise.</p>

<p>I know plenty of people who have said they’d talk to my mom and try to explain this to her, but I want them to still be living after the conversation is over.</p>

<p>Let them talk to her. Just warn them. In the meantime, [feel</a> better.](<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wGMlSuX_c]feel”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wGMlSuX_c)</p>

<p><a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/high-school-life/644693-what-if-cc-hippie-commune.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/high-school-life/644693-what-if-cc-hippie-commune.html&lt;/a&gt; Lawlz, you guyzz.</p>

<p>Ultimate cheer up video, my drunk friend getting thrown of the stage at the hold steady concert while wearing tuxedo shirt. Enjoy.</p>

<p>[YouTube</a> - Milwaukee Stage Invasion - The Hold Steady @ Turner Hall](<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65m274bviU4]YouTube”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65m274bviU4)</p>

<p>Lawlz. </p>

<p>I hate scene kids and when they talk about “shows”.</p>

<p>Speaking of shows, these two are going to Tennizzle in May. Go snoop. They’re gonna blow up, and you’re gonna be that kid who’s like “I knew about them ages ago.”</p>

<p>[YouTube</a> - Yea Big + Kid Static - “Grim” live 2-27-08](<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3tg1Xg_pM8&feature=related]YouTube”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3tg1Xg_pM8&feature=related)</p>

<p>[YouTube</a> - Yea Big + Kid Static - “Steady Syringe” live 2-07-08](<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt--71xqE3s&feature=related]YouTube”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt--71xqE3s&feature=related)</p>

<p>Feb 6, Beat Kitchen, it’s gonna be a great show.</p>

<p>Well, see, I would, if my parents didn’t, you know, think I’m seven years old. </p>

<p>But no worries. 19 months left and counting.</p>

<p>They’re a really good live show, try to convince your parents. </p>

<p>I should do something, but I’m not going to.</p>

<p>Did you ever get your license snoop?</p>

<p>I will. Eventually. When I’m done stressing over various things.</p>

<p>And hahahahah, nothing will convince them. They think I still watch Disney Channel, among other things.</p>

<p>Free Kid Static mix tape. You’re welcome.</p>

<p><a href=“http://www.kidstatic.com/clips/Kid_Static_-_Have_You_Seen_This_Mixtape.mp3[/url]”>http://www.kidstatic.com/clips/Kid_Static_-_Have_You_Seen_This_Mixtape.mp3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

<p>You have to ease your parents into the idea of going to clubs, venues, etc. It pretty much took my entire freshman year.</p>

<p>My friends don’t go to places. Only douchey scene kids go to places here, because places here only have crappy music. </p>

<p>Tis true. You have a city, I have…nothing.</p>

<p>You have… southern hospitality, grits, country fried steak, lots of churches, and the confederate flag. Isn’t that enough?</p>

<p>I daresay it is not. </p>

<p>Demetri Martin’s new show is in February.</p>

<p>As if I didn’t all ready know that.</p>

<p>I just bought an album on itunes, but it got all glitchy and it ended up not charging me. I win.</p>

<p>I should go do some school-related things. Good night.</p>

<p>Good night.</p>

<p>Neil DeGrasse-Tyson, you are quite interesting.</p>

<p>I’m going to bed. I didn’t do anywhere near as much as I wanted to do today, but whatever.</p>

<p>I plan on doing all my homework today. Maybe.</p>

<p>I don’t what’s right and what’s real anymore…I’m being taken over by the feaaarrr.</p>