<p>You’ve got a leak in your colostomy bag.</p>
<p>Mission Princeton Interview was a success. I was quite terrified, as the road conditions were deplorable. That made my 30-mile drive a nightmare. But I got there, the interview went well, I came back, went to work, and came home. It’s all good.</p>
<p>And I think I resolved things with my mom. She explained why she flew off the handle at me, and I said some comforting words. I hope it’s good.</p>
<p>That Kid Static mixtape is all kinds of glorious.</p>
<p>I have so much homework it’s ridiculous.</p>
<p>I was so lost back then, but with a little help from my friends, I found a light in the tunnel at the end.</p>
<p>I finished my paper. Finally. It’s been almost a month-long project.</p>
<p>fast post to get rid of the nag message for not posting in x amount of time. so annoying!</p>
<p>The Fear is infectious, and I need to study.</p>
<p>I thoroughly enjoyed that Kid Static mixtape.</p>
<p>My mock trial competition is tomorrow. I really don’t care how it goes.</p>
<p>I’m also really tired tonight. I’m usually good until 12:30, but tonight, I was tired at 9:30. Geez Louise.</p>
<p>Haha, this is laughable for city people. Four inches of snow is enough to cancel school here.</p>
<p>Four inches?!?! School was two hours late today because it was cold. Oh snap. And, I have 50 pages of us history left to study, and it will take all night.</p>
<p>That’s what she said.</p>
<p>So I had my mock trial thing today. Since school was canceled for whatever reason (I don’t even know why today), I didn’t have to miss school for it. I thought my team did really well, and then the other team won all the awards. They kept asking leading questions, and I kept objecting, but the judge wouldn’t have it. And the girl who won the best witness award kept calling the plaintiff a she, when he was a dude. The defense part of my team went against a really good private school, but they won anyway. I’m really mad that my judge was such a jerk, but oh well. I guess I’m glad it’s over. I can start going to work now instead of wasting time at school doing mock trial stuff.</p>
<p>Season 5 of Lost owns season 4.</p>
<p>Lame.</p>
<p>30 Rock is something.</p>
<p>I need to buy something.</p>
<p>I need to study, but I really don’t want to, ever.</p>
<p>I want to be famous.</p>
<p>I have decided to never look at a single chances thread ever. Lest I feel inferior.</p>
<p>Lest is so pretentious.</p>
<p>UChicago sent me a student user’s guide to the university. It has a listing of restaurants and stuff. Hyde Park has more restaurants than my whole county has.</p>
<p>Haha, nine bookstores within a mile of campus. I don’t think my county has one bookstore, and it covers over 400 square miles.</p>
<p>I want someone to cave.</p>
<p>You’ve already established the pretentiousness of lest.</p>
<p>Jolie, did you hear that I don’t want to go to Chicago anymore? It’s blasphemy, almost.</p>
<p>No. What? Where do you want to go now? Hahvahd?</p>
<p>PS: It would make my life if someone caved. Esp if his nickname starts with a D and ends with an R and has a V separating those two letters. I can’t take it anymore.</p>
<p>Mike told me I’m going to Northwestern. I like Syracuse too.</p>
<p>Where should I apply? Apparently college is “essential”.</p>
<p>I almost applied to Syracuse, but I didn’t want to do another teacher rec for the common app. Lolz.</p>
<p>I suggest you go where I go.</p>