<p>Is jolie unavailable for comment?</p>
<p>Freedom=America. Justice=America. Equality=Obamarama?</p>
<p>Close, snoop.</p>
<p>Freedom=America. Justice=America. Equality=Commies.</p>
<p>Getting a flat tire when it’s 15 degrees out and windy is not fun.</p>
<p>Chicago is not the windiest city. LIES.</p>
<p>I don’t believe he said it was.</p>
<p>According to my UChicago student guide, Chicago ranks 14th among US city for wind speed. By the way, they sent me their entire 600-page course catalog today.</p>
<p>My friends were all “omg i <33 the fray” today. Eurgh.</p>
<p>omg i <33 brisket.</p>
<p>Brisket is gross, as is the fray.</p>
<p>Is it embarrassing to say that I kinda sorta like that new All-American Rejects song? Probably.</p>
<p>I may or may not listen to it occasionally without my ears bleeding, so no, I would say minimal embarrassment.</p>
<p>BRISKET IS GREAT.</p>
<p>I don’t know that I’ve ever had brisket. Maybe I have, and it’s just called something else here? I don’t know.</p>
<p>I feel so much apprehension about college. I feel like I’m totally doing something wrong. I guess that’s why I have a safety.</p>
<p>My safety is UT-Knox because I refuse to entertain the notion that anyone won’t like me. And Tennizzle is puh.</p>
<p>So what you’re saying is that it’s insanely catchy, but since you consider yourself of above average intelligence a compulsive need to shun all mainstream pop rock tells you not to listen to it? Same.</p>
<p>Brisket is not great. Steak is great.</p>
<p>omg we’re like twins. I also may or may not have listened to Fall Out Boy the other day. I really don’t know what’s happening to me. </p>
<p>Brisket v steak is exactly like Harry Potter v LotR. Can’t I like both?</p>
<p>I s’ppose so.</p>
<p>Lost in 9 minutes zomg.</p>
<p>P.S. I saw Fall Out Boy at a birthday party the week before they went on TRL and blew up. So I might harbor the tiniest of soft spots for them. It’s microscopic, but it’s there.</p>
<p>Lost lameee.</p>
<p>Math homework in 13 minutes.</p>
<p>It looks like my choice is between UChicago and Ohio Wesleyan. Case will probably be too expensive, even with the merit scholarship they gave me. Ohio State will probably be the same, since I’m not competing for the super competitive merit awards. I really don’t want to go there anyway. The only reason I would is because it’s big, which means I can find other people like me, and it probably has nice huge libraries. Kenyon was a mistake. I shouldn’t have applied there. Oops.</p>
<p>And then Princeton. I’m not counting on admission there, so I don’t consider that an option. I just feel like something is terribly terribly wrong. I kind of wish I could just decide on a college now, but I’m in a financial position where I can’t.</p>
<p>I sorry.</p>
<p>I listened to Fall Out Boy everyday for two weeks when I was fifteen. Childish actions ahahaahah.</p>
<p>We’re goin’ down down, in an earlier round!!!.. ahem, uhh, sry.</p>
<p>Sorry JB, that sucks, but it will all work out for you. I don’t know one person who doesn’t absolutely love where they go to school.</p>
<p>I suppose anything has to be an improvement over high school. My high school has 180 students, no advanced courses, and only one foreign language. Podunk Community College is better than that.</p>
<p>Fall Out Boy every day? I like Fall Out Boy, but not that much. Geez Louise.</p>
<p>HEY. IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. At least I wasn’t an emo Canadian that looked like Conor Oberst.</p>
<p>That’s right, Canada; I remember.</p>
<p>Before our Canadian friend mentioned these hipsters, I didn’t know they existed. I couldn’t even tell you where the nearest American Apparel is, so maybe that’s why.</p>
<p>There are three American Apparels within a mile of my school.</p>