The Cafe Watering Hole

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<p>Make Leona Lewis go away.</p>

<p>Are you bleeding your love?</p>

<p>I mean, she’s not bad, but once you hear it it doesn’t go away.</p>

<p>I respect that</p>

<p>Welcome to Atlanta, where the playas play.</p>

<p>You knows it.</p>

<p>I have to write a scholarship essay about how awesome I am, but I don’t know where to start.</p>

<p>You should start with how you’re pretty cute.</p>

<p>I’m serious now. I don’t know how to start it.</p>

<p>This sucks. I despise writer’s block.</p>

<p>Start it with a graph of your amazingness vs. how oppressive Tennizzle is.</p>

<p>I could.</p>

<p>It’s for a scholarship to the national jcl convention. Latin club woohoo</p>

<p>Extended metaphors can’t be extended too far or else I forget how to connect the elements.</p>

<p>And I’m done.</p>

<p>I’m bored.</p>

<p>Call SB and confess your undying love.</p>

<p>Sigh.</p>

<p>Men in Black is, like, the best movie ever.</p>

<p>If you ask nicely, I’ll let you do my calculus homework.</p>

<p>I don’t know calculus. HAH.</p>

<p>That does me no good. How about Spanish? Economics? Physics? I’ll let you choose which you want to do.</p>