The Cafe Watering Hole

<p>Mwahahah none. I so dum.</p>

<p>Pshht. You’re such a sophomore.</p>

<p>Studying for AP tests is going to be a b-tch this year.</p>

<p>Mwahahahah.</p>

<p>Hmm.</p>

<p>Christina Aguilera is so annoying.</p>

<p>Christina Aguilera is so hot.</p>

<p>You sort of asked for that one.</p>

<p>She wears so much whore makeup.</p>

<p>And your point is…</p>

<p>You can only get the whores? Whatevs. I just hope you pay them enough.</p>

<p>Oh so clever. I’m more into the $2 variety.</p>

<p>Figures. Peanuts for whores.</p>

<p>Nothing is on tv. GOD.</p>

<p>I love The Office.</p>

<p>Snoop, I met your counterpart at school today. Now there’s a my school-Joli and a my school-snoop.</p>

<p>Tell me about fake Snoop.</p>

<p>Fake snoop is super liberal, likes soccer, is a sophomore, is very sarcastic, dresses quirky(In the fashionable way, not the I’m a weirdo way), and she likes a soccer player. You guys are like twins.</p>

<p>I’m not super liberal, but okay. And I dress in no particular way. Passable.</p>

<p>You should talk to her about the awesomeness of Chelsea. Only then will I be able to truly tell how much of an impostor is she.</p>

<p>She’s much more accurate than Joli’s impostor, who only slightly reminds me of her. I’ve yet to find Sheed, LesOs, DVR, or Andrea in my school.</p>

<p>How ironical. </p>

<p>Ironical doesn’t sound like a real word.</p>

<p>No, it doesn’t.</p>

<p>Do lots of people ask you for help w/ homework? I’m sick of it.</p>

<p>They just ask me for my homework. </p>

<p>jdgjdgkdfkjldjoapoitwr</p>

<p>I don’t let anyone copy my homework, period. </p>

<p>What’s your schedule next year?</p>