<p>False!.. wait… I’m getting confused with our games. :p</p>
<p>Her (not his lol) name was… Gertrude. She loved to knit and play bridge on sundays with her friends. She has athritis but refuses to take painkillers because she believes they are the “work of the devil.”</p>
<p>And of course Gretta was right, being socially “aware” to an obnoxious fault (having flunked out of Brown U in '83), she railed against the devilish pharmaceutical companies gouging of the moderately deranged with the exorbitant pricing of their “life-style” drugs…but good intentions did not avail her as Nancy ripped off her mask in protest of the ridiculously maudlin and over-produced “Phantom,” exposing her 67-dollar sex-appeal to the dumpy and doped-up hermaphrodite, Gerrty who liked what she saw.</p>
<p>Suddenly,the skies were overcast…Looking up,Nancy and Gretta saw a huge Viagra pill above them.</p>
<p>Nancy and Gretta were about to be crushed by the oversized pill when a giant cyclops named Ned grabbed it right out of the sky. “Are you guys alright?” the giant cyclops asked. Nancy replied “Now that you’re here, I’m better than fine!”. Ned and Nancy locked eyes in a lu****l stare and it was love at first sight. They became an item and started a family. A funny event happened when they had their first child…</p>
<p>omg wow, they blocked out the s t f u from l u s t f u l! that’s RIDICULOUS</p>