The heck with politics; this is the issue that REALLY divides the country!

Parent Cafe
1

<p>The toilet paper roll. Over? Or under?</p>

2

<p>Nope. It’s how to squeeze the toothpaste tube.</p>

3

<p>Neither. Have you tried those japanese water jet toilets ?</p>

4

<p>To heck with you. The real issue is milk or dark.</p>

5

<ol>
<li>over</li>
<li>any way I feel like it</li>
<li>nope</li>
<li>milk</li>
</ol>

<p>skim, 2%, or whole?</p>

6

<ol>
<li>over</li>
<li>flatten from the bottom, eventually fold flattened part over</li>
<li>no, but I remember someone posting a really funny link to an old “bidet” thread</li>
<li>both</li>
<li><p>soy</p></li>
<li><p>white or red? (white)</p></li>
</ol>

7

<ol>
<li> under</li>
<li> from the bottom</li>
<li> no</li>
<li> dark</li>
<li> whole</li>
<li> white</li>
</ol>

8

<ol>
<li>Under</li>
<li>Who cares?</li>
<li>No. </li>
<li>Dark.</li>
<li>2%.</li>
<li>Red. </li>
</ol>

<p>And the real issue is, Pop or Soda. (Pop ftw!)</p>

9

<p>over
buy upside down tubes that stand up
yes ohhhhweeeeee
milk,
soy
merlot</p>

10

<ol>
<li>Over</li>
<li>From the crimp, neatly</li>
<li>Dark</li>
<li>Skim</li>
<li>Pinot Noir</li>
<li>Jack Daniels on ice</li>
<li>Tax deferred</li>
<li>Spicy</li>
</ol>

11

<p>Oh my goodness how can so many of you think under is right :O</p>

<ol>
<li>Over</li>
<li>Pump type</li>
<li>No</li>
<li>Milk</li>
<li>2%</li>
<li>Depends on my mood</li>
<li>Soda</li>
</ol>

<p>paper, plastic, reuseable?</p>

<p>reuseable for me</p>

12

<p>1) Over
2) DH and I have different toothpastes so I get to do whatever I want!
3) Nope
4) Both
5) Skim
6) Depends upon the meal… I like shirazes, but I’m kind of obsessed with Brachettos right now, and speaking of dark vs. milk, Brachetto goes wonderfully with chocolate
7) Dr. Pepper
8) Plastic… excellent for litterbox-cleaning</p>

<p>Do you eat the cookie dough even though it has raw eggs in it? (Yes)</p>

<p>Edit: 10) I kind of hate myself for this: America’s Next Top Model. It’s like a train wreck…</p>

13

<ol>
<li>Over</li>
<li>in the middle</li>
<li>No</li>
<li> Dark. VERY dark.</li>
<li>1%</li>
<li>Champagne or single malt, depending on the mood</li>
<li>Soda</li>
<li> all of the above: paper (for useful things like kitchen blotters); plastic (for doggie clean up duty), resusable (legacy from strict training by Depression-era mom)</li>
</ol>

<p>America’s Next Top Model or Top Chef?</p>

14

<p>1) Over
2) Rolling from the bottom
3) No
4) Milk
5) Skim
6) Not much of a wine drinker
7) Pop!!! No one says soda here.(Here being Chicago)
8) Plastic for dog reasons
9) Neither</p>

15

<p>wait,wait…I want to play but what the heck is milk or dark?</p>

16

<p>chocolate!!</p>

17

<p>chocolate …</p>

18

<p>OH!!! MMMMM …MILK</p>

<p>1.over
2.grab tube in fist and squeeze. leave cap off.
3.no (jap water toilet?)
4.milk
5.skim
6.white merlot :slight_smile:
7.Pop
8.Plastic (poop bags for my dogs)</p>

<p>Sneakers or sandles???</p>

19

<p>I took it to be a bouduire reference.</p>

20

<p>now I have to look up bouduire …</p>