The hidden code of meetings ... applies to many parts of CC as well

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very funny!!!

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“Am I hearing you say…:”

Translation:
“Your idea is idiotic…”

“To put this in the context of the bigger picture”

Translation
“I’m about to railroad you into owning an ugly position”

Single slide: “Executive summary”

Translation
“We can skip the next 2 agonizing hours of waterboarding if you just say Yes now”

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“I may have shared this before:”

Translation: “I don’t remember squat so bear with me as I repeat the same story for the umpteenth time.”

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Man: “I have a great idea.”

Translation: “I am about to repeat the comment just made by the woman in the room that no one paid any attention to.”

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“We are together on this” means “We are so far apart a truck could drive through it.”
“Lets take it offline” means “we don’t want to discuss it - ever.”