The human body

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<p>…has some serious design flaws!! It’s always getting broken, or dirty, etc. There are no distinctive separators, so if one thing isn’t working properly, the whole body is thrown completely off balance! It’s always emotional, in constant need of rest, refueling, and care. It’s so annoying. If the human body was a car, I wouldn’t buy it!</p>

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<p>me neither.</p>

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<p>That’s only because the human body is so amazingly complex. It’s actually built very, very well. If it were as simple as a car, it wouldn’t be very useful (you know… as an organism and as a vessel for our ‘souls’)</p>

<p>edit: and also, kudos on another pointless thread</p>

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<p>thanx goldshadow. :)</p>

<p>and I think it’s the complexity that makes it such a piece of junk.</p>

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<p>Perhaps this is why you are Not Ambidextrous.</p>

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<p>haha :slight_smile: yeah. that’s another flaw!</p>

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<p>wow nice arguement</p>

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<p>yeah but cars are always getting broken and dirty too, they constantly need refueling (and its harder to make car fuel than human fuel), and cars are a lot harder to make than a human, so how are cars better? </p>

<p>plus, if a car breaks down or gets scratched, you have to take it to a mechanic. a human can self-repair to a certain extent.</p>

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<p>Also, the heart may only have a 4 cylinder engine, but it runs day and night without rest. Pretty nice craftsmanship I would say.</p>

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<p>Cyborgs rock.</p>

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<p>your heart may be a 4 cylinder. I got mine custom built (w00t! for 500 horsepower!)</p>

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<p>but for something that runs on so little fuel 24/7, I’d say it’s in pretty bad shape to begin with. And the more you re-fuel, the fatter, lazier, ands dumber it gets.</p>

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<p>what design flaws does it have.</p>

<p>lets take this for example. You get a blood clot( DVT ) in your leg, it the moves upwards towards the heart. The human body is so resilient to block it in the lungs, to prevent stoke.</p>

<p>The human body is as resilient a machine ever made. The reason evolution cant explain it.</p>

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<p>and it has this idiotic life expectancy. It’s an upward slope for 40 years, then it all goes to hell.
As for blood clots and strokes, many human bodies don’t have that kind of redilience.
There’s another flaw, not all the products are alike. Each one has it’s own quirks, glitches, bugs (literally), etc…it’s not like an efficient machine with only one design to be able to keep track of.</p>

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<p>it only gets fatter, lazier, and dumber if you overfill it then let it rest</p>

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<p>and evolution can explain it</p>

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<p>^^exactly! It needs constant care and supervision, and who has that kind of time?</p>

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<p>but so do cars!!!</p>

<p>i bet theres a lot of people who take better care of their car than they do themself</p>

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<p>not as much as the human body…</p>

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<p>and here’s something else.
It always needs to be emptied. People are always annoyed because their bodies always want to deficate or urinate, and it becomes very uncomfortable when there’s nowhere to go.</p>