<p>and yeah got sumthing for u…illbeback
ARSENAL JOKES…oh yeah@!!!</p>
<p>Three Premiership teams stranded in the desert - Manchester United, Liverpool and Arsenal. They’ve been there for a week when they finally come across a dead camel.</p>
<p>The Manchester United players say, “As we’re Man-chest-er United, we’ll have the chest.”</p>
<p>The Liverpool players say, “As we’re Liver-pool, we’ll have the liver.”</p>
<p>“We’re not hungry!” say the Arsenal players!</p>
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<p>A man goes into an antique shop in the city of London and spots this statue of a cat. He asks the owner “How much for the cat?”</p>
<p>“£100” he replies.</p>
<p>“Sold” says the man, pays his money and walks out the shop with the cat.</p>
<p>As he walks down the street he notices a cat that was hanging around outside the shop starts following him but thinks nothing of it. As he passes an alley a few doors down two more cats come out and begin to follow. By the time he’s reached the corner there is a pack of 10 cats on his tail and he is getting a little nervous, so he starts running.</p>
<p>As he runs down the hill more and more cats join the chase and at this point he is running for his life when he notices the Thames is at the end of the street. He runs up to the barrier by the side of river and leaps up grabbing hold of a lamp post. The pack of cats leaps up and all go flying into the river where they all drown.</p>
<p>Out of breath and in shock the man clambers down from the lamppost and makes his way back to the shop in a daze. The shopkeeper looks at him knowingly and says, “I suppose you want your money back?”</p>
<p>To which he replies, “No, but how much for that statue of the Arsenal fan in the corner?”</p>
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<p>Q. You are trapped in a cage with an Arsenal fan, a tiger and a deadly snake and you have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?</p>
<p>A. You shoot the Arsenal fan. Twice.</p>
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<p>Q. “What does a three pin plug and Arsenal Football Club have in common?”</p>
<p>A. “They’re both useless in Europe”</p>
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