The Indian Thread (TiT) #18

<p>My friend said it was decent. I’m not a Chetan Bhagat fan.</p>

<p>Nah. Not the hugest fan of Chetan Bhagat. I could try it though, should I?</p>

<p>Edit: Nice tetris. :smiley:
Edit part II: I was kidding about gary’s squeakiness. He actually has a sexy manly voice.</p>

<p>Sheri.
(10char)</p>

<p>It was fun…I think it was his best book. ESP if you’re Tamil or punjabi</p>

<p>I’m listening to Iris after ages. Such a nice song :)</p>

<p>Oh that’s right you’re half Tamil!</p>

<p>WHEN EVERYTHING’S MEANT TO BE BROKEN
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW WHO I AMMMMM.</p>

<p>I ADORE THAT SONG.</p>

<p>I adore you.</p>

<p>You sound like Lauren, but…I adore you more. :p</p>

<p>Haha we totally sound like DC now :p</p>

<p>Joke: </p>

<p>A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?” The husband says, “What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?” A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, the car won’t start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?” He says: “What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?” Another few days go by, and it’s raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, “Honey, there’s a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?” He says, “What do I look like, Bob Vila?” The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. “Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them,” she says. “Great! How much is that going to cost me?” he snarls. Wife says: “Nothing. He said he’d do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him.” “Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?” asks the husband. “What do I look like,” she says, “Betty Crocker?”</p>

<p>:D</p>

<p>LOOOOL.</p>

<p>Nice!!!</p>

<p>Joke 2: (the last one for now)
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?”</p>

<p>Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism. Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the people. The nanny, we’ll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we’ll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,”</p>

<p>So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, “Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now.” The father says, “Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.” The little boy replies, “Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****.”</p>

<p>:D</p>

<p>what did I miss?
Remember me??</p>

<p>No ansrox, who in the world are you?</p>

<p>charles, again, NICE.</p>

<p>I am yr worst nightmare</p>

<p>That is my line.</p>

<p>Line stealer.</p>

<p>sorry ma’am it wont happen again.</p>

<p>lol</p>

<p>arent any one of u on gtalk yahoo messenger where u dont have to wait for a damn min betwn posts</p>

<p>Yeah we are.</p>

<p>PM gary.</p>

<p>He gotz contactz, yo.</p>

<p>are yall dead…or did u lose steam when i wasnt here…</p>