The Lady & the Clarinet Monologue

College Majors Musical Theater Majors
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<p>Does anyone have this monologue? It talks about how she’s waiting for her date, and says that every guy she’s dated is gay or something like that. It’s a comedy. Please let me know! And if you have it, I’d greatly appreciate if you could email it my way: <a href="mailto:Leahbops@yahoo.com">Leahbops@yahoo.com</a></p>

<p>And if you need any monologues or sheet music, let me know and I’ll be more than happy to send it your way!</p>

<p>THANK YOU!</p>

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<p>What play is this from?</p>

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<p>As my D plays the clarinet and hangs around with gay guys, I want to know, too!</p>

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<p>A quick Google search showed that The Lady and the Clarinet is a play by Michael Cristofer. It appears to come up on just about every overdone monologue list there is!</p>

<p>Here’s the licensing info:</p>

<p>[Dramatists</a> Play Service, Inc.](<a href=“http://www.dramatists.com/cgi-bin/db/single.asp?index=0&key=1217]Dramatists”>Dramatists Play Service, Inc.)</p>