<p>@ grantortue: <em>understanding nod, stay strong fist clench</em></p>
<p>@ anissa: TRANSFER APP TRANSFER APP TRANSFER APP</p>
<p>@ grantortue: Linear Algebra should not have been invented. That’s my opinion… it’s just… awful.
Thank goodness I’m going premed/Spanish/Chinese/maybe Anthropology in college and only taking Calc 1 and 2 again (for the requirement/easy math grade).</p>
<p>I’ll seriously miss this amazing thread, it was simply amazing. Did I mention it was amazing?
LESS
THAN
A
WEEK
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I remember like yesterday when I was on this thread/another one and I posted something about 85 days… now it’s 6. </p>
<p>March 31st
Dear ChandlerBing,
Though you showed inexorable commitment towards Yale University through your numerous/innumerable posts on College Confidential’s most “magical” thread, we regret to inform you that we were unable to offer you admission. Although we enjoyed your less-than-witty remarks and over-parenthesized comments, we didn’t think twice about rejecting you.
Best of wishes for an amazing life, success in your career, and the warmest wishes that you stop using parentheses/cracking truly unfunny jokes,</p>
<p>Yalette McYalerson,
Dean of Admissions</p>
<p>Yeah, this thread is off the hook! I’m just a bit worried that after march 31st everyone is just gonna go their own way. The wait will be over and the pressure lifted. Other than freaking out about your acceptance or consoling the other 95% who got rejected, it’s over. 
But then again, Mal77’s amazing posts are just enough to stay! 
We can always have fun terrorizing the juniors with all their “chance me, chance me” threads! (What, no 6.7 GPA?! reject!)</p>
<p>Hahaha, icestorm - I agree with you completely. Chandlerbing - the best part is the “yalette mcyalerson”… clever. :)</p>
<p>I say we keep this thread alive and pass it on to the juniors… a kind of tribute to our classes greatness, and Indiarubber’s thread :P</p>
<p>Guys, the girl I wanted to ask to senior prom got asked today by a total douch*bag. She said yes.</p>
<p>The rejection trend has already begun…</p>
<p>awww hookem
don’t worry, everyone has their good and bad days. your just building up to a fantastic day on the 31st :D</p>
<p>@hookem: Ahh I’m sorry man! I hate when crap like that happens… I’m just glad I have a girlfriend this year thus not having to worry about losing her date to another guy… I hope :P. However, if this guy ends up… eliminated… I suppose she’d be free wouldn’t she? Just sayin’… ;)</p>
<p>And I reject rejection…</p>
<p>hahaha! My thoughts exactly, spunaugle…;)</p>
<p>It just bothers me when girls are attracted to idiots and jerks.</p>
<p>I actually read a study over that… it was pretty interesting. Basically, Science supports that in young years, nice guys really do finish last with girls generally. Ahh… maybe I should just start treating everyone like crap. it seems to help some people ;)</p>
<p>aww, that sucks hookem…</p>
<p>But, if she’s dumb enough to go with him… just a thought.</p>
<p>spunaugle, I saw something along those lines as well.</p>
<p>But everyone has always known that women (girls) are biologically/clinically insane most of the time. They rarely behave straightforwardly or rationally at all, because all the chemicals in their brains are imbalanced haha. So I don’t typically hold it against them. It just frustrates me.</p>
<p>Oh, well. If I get into Yale, she will become my true love, the one for whom I write late-night sonnets and the one I dream about on lazy summer afternoons…:)</p>
<p>^I’m sorry to hear that hookem. Don’t worry, I’m still looking for a date for prom too. (somehow, all my guy friends already have significant others/girlfriends. <em>sigh</em> and the ones that don’t are…awkward.) </p>
<p>…but your last sentence was still extremely creeptastic lmao. Fantasize about Yale much? hehe ;)</p>
<p>p.s. I’ve thought about writing an Ode about Yale, too, for a fleeting time.</p>
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<p>I wish I could disagree but </p>
<p>recently I was treated really jerkishly by a guy (that is widely considered way below my league) that I liked :(</p>
<p>Is it weird to go to prom dateless or with a group?</p>
<p>I’m not sure any particular gender is to blame. If my experience on this green earth has told me one thing, it’s that everybody, male or female, is completely insane when it comes right down to it. That, and they’re mostly idiots. Don’t get me wrong; I’m not a misanthrope or even close. I’m just not hopeful, y’know, for the direction of things :P</p>
<p>What you’ve got to do is embrace the insanity and find somebody who’s equally and similarly cracked. Ditch your inhibitions and ask the girl who isn’t necessarily 36-24-36, because chances are she’s a hell of a lot cooler and less self-involved than the former. Prom is more or less just an excuse to dress up, anyway.</p>
<p>And as for hcvops, going with a group is a brilliant thing. It eliminates the awkwardness of having a partner with whom you don’t necessarily get along, and you get to look like part of a badass little circle in and of yourselves.</p>
<p>Oh, and about girls being attracted to idiots and jerks: I’m fairly certain this has to do with the fact that both idiots and jerks are fairly linear and easy to understand or manipulate.</p>
<p>Go Yale.</p>
<p>At my school literally almost everyone is going as a group. It’s at the point where the school sells tickets for tables and you just divvy them up to whoever you want to sit with.</p>
<p>Yeah, hookem I feel your pain. I asked a girl that I kinda liked. Ya know, the kinda girl where you’re more than friends but not dating (no, not friends with benefits). I asked her way back in february and I got shot down for “someone”. She won’t even tell me who she’s going with… The weird part is that everyone I know is flat out telling me that she likes me. I hate these kind of mind games.</p>
<p>Waitlisted by Harvey Mudd</p>
<p>blaaah :(</p>
<p>When is yall’s prom? Ours is on May 16th and i am waiting until after decisions come out to ask her. Tell me if you think my plan is good. So far what i am planning is to buy a bunch of balloons and surround her car in them, and place one solitary balloon on her antennae that says ‘pop me’ and inside i am going to put a note that says ‘do you want to go to prom with me’. While she does this I am going to be in my car close enough to see but far enough away in a suit so that after she pops it and reads the note I can walk up and ask her. </p>
<p>For the final part should I bring flowers or is the balloons enough?</p>
<p>Sorry, Prateek :-(. </p>
<p>It’s ok, Yale is what counts.</p>
<p>^ True. :)</p>