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No I just watch time to time 
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me after telling my parents what mail/bills they will receive before they come. (I use informed delivery).
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my mom actually HATES when i do this
me after drinking highly caffeinated tea at 12pm, staying up all night, and planning the next 50 years of my life
yk nmh came out right?
It was a cold solemn night, as I passed a dark Alley, from which rose an ugly 4 '7 devil with pig legs. The monstrosity let out a shriek before tackling headfirst into a family of 12 puppies. The thing proceeded to roundhouse kick me in the face. Hours later I woke up from the traumatic head injury. As I stood up there lay the family of pugs, beaten and brutally tortured into an unrecognizable ball of flesh; they let off an odor strong enough to kill a boar. As I swore to avenge those pugs, a bearded Asian man revealed himself. He introduced himself as Master Santa. He explained that years ago, two brothers lived in harmony. They were heirs to the king of Indiana; when he died a power vacuum led them to go to war. To secure his victory, the younger brother Indiana Jr. sold his soul to the devil. They fought a battle so bloody it halved the world’s population, and the state was divided between the brothers. Indiana has been using its ties with the devil to terrorize the state. Master Santa also explained I am the chosen one and only I can stop the evil Indiana University, by going to the magical promised land of Purdue, learning how to engineer, and using that knowledge to manufacture arms for the Purdue army. For the state of Indiana, please make it easy on me.
Got into Purdue with this 
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how rich were their parents
They got aid
Yes sane but I’m not shy so feel free to PM! AGGAGAGGAA
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they must have been the next lebron james or something
No they’re like the most average engineering student you would ever see The essay is prob on a plaque in the Purdue Admissions Office.
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YESSS OMG g COMPLETE SENTENCE CC
okay tell me more…
Wait wh~??? I’ve read better but ehy
realistic job careers for when i don’t get in. 1. Drop out, start mewing, and become a model 2. become a journalist who sneaks into houses and to get her story 3. join the FBI? 4. make new hearts to end the transplant list 5. become annalise keating 6. easiest one, run for president
things are crazy in priv chat