To all adults watching. We are totally exaggerating and are not letting the stress get to us. It’s all totally fine.
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If you cured cancer you would be found dead by “suicide” with 10 shots to the back 
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If I had a 70 in chemistry, I would be done for
yes please do not come in here and start talking about how if we’re this stressed with decisions we shouldn’t be going to boarding school at all
Chance me for groton and exeter!!!11!
Gpa: 7.9
Sat: 1700
Ec’s: cured cancer, was elected president, eliminated all nuclear weapons
Classes: 5 in calc bc 5 in calc ab 5 in stats 5 in physics c!!!
Rec letters: all 10/10, all 7 of them were written by senior members of the national institute of health and also one by joe biden before i beat him in the election (its a little bit bad because he felt threatened by me)
Is it joever for me??? I know im probably gonna get rejected but i just want even a 1% chance…
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THATS CRAZY 
YOURE NOT GETTING IN YOU DON’T HAVE ENOUGH COMMUNITY SERVICE 
I smell yield protection
NOOOOOOOO I guess I have to make a 5 million dollar donation to groton now…
sorry mate they won’t look at you if your donation isn’t over 5.1 million…
Sometimes I just have to look at those chance me’s and laugh. Not at the kid but how ridiculous it all is.
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Its true
Wdym bro you gotta donate all your life savings if you want even a 0.0000000000000015 chance
it’s toxic af as well
no shade
please stop calling me out
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I’m hope that my teacher’s wrote good recommendation letters TWT
Sorry kid, you’re not a varsity level athlete in 2 sports so it’s not likely. You might get into some safety schools, but you’ve gotta look at those with at least 80% acceptance rate for a shot.
Woah did i vote for you last election???/
Pls do not feel offended by this i do not know anything about your application you seem really nice
nah because my strongest rec would have been from my lit teacher but she’s on medical leave 
and then my principal didn’t even do mine and i had to get my advisor to