The official Stupidity club!

<p>Well, because of popular demand, I have decided to start a Stupidity Club on College Confidential. Here, you can rant about anything stupid. Maybe your girlfriend dumped you because you were a total jerk, or maybe you want to post a profile that is completely idiotic and you desperately want others to chance you. Maybe you want to write a stupid personal essay for any college that you like, or maybe you want to call the poster above you stupid. I don’t know, just be stupid! It’s quite rare that this opportunity comes everyday, so take it!</p>

<p>My friend complains about her family being “poor” and her home almost being “foreclosed”, yet she buys expensive makeup every weekend, goes out to eat at least twice a week, and always sends me pictures of her latest clothes/shoes shopping sprees.</p>

<p>ARRGHAA!!! Hypocrisy much? </p>

<p>Thanks for this thread. Tis a great place to get my inner stupidity out.</p>

<p>Yes! Keep going guys!</p>

<p>Can I apply for an officer position in the CC Stupidity Club and slap that on my college apps?</p>

<p>jk :D</p>

<p>I was talking about parametric equations with my teacher, and for the life of me could not remember what they were called. “Uhhhh, the one with x=t and y=t.”</p>

<p>“Parametric?”
“Oh, it’s parametric? I thought parametric had circles.”</p>

<p>WHICH IS WHY YOU NEED MORE THAN AN HOUR OF SLEEP!</p>

<p>@heartist: Well, the competition for the officer position is quite high so I need you to post your resume as you would in a chance thread or write a 200 word essay about why you would like to be an officer. If you’re essay/profile is good enough, I will certainly hire you!</p>

<p>bump…10char</p>

<p>I remember mentioning that I wanted to join a Stupidity Club. Do we get t-shirts?</p>

<p>As for my initiation… I really want to completely fail my SAT’s. It would be fun to get every question wrong on purpose.</p>

<p>(Wait, who am I kidding? There’s nothing fun about the SAT’s.)</p>

<p>^ “There’s nothing fun about the SAT’s.”^</p>

<p>You got that right lol</p>

<p>I failed my pre-cal test even though I knew EVERY concept perfectly because of silly mistakes (calculation errors, wrong signs)</p>

<p>Waaaaah</p>

<p>The SATs cost money and time . Why waste it ?</p>

<p>I nominate myself for the position of Vice-president</p>

<p>@faux
I’m sorry, I’m fluent in sarcasm- sometimes it just sort of slips out.</p>

<p>I thought Van Halen was a nickname of someone from the Beatles until last week. Don’t judge me.</p>

<p>Well.</p>

<p>Today, in Social Studies class, we were talking about the town of Exeter, cause apparently it was founded by some banished dude way back when. Ugh, and then my teacher went off to talk about the “snobby” private school that happens to be there! And that I happen to be applying to (though he didn’t know that). What a misinformed guy. I really do hate these unfortunate views on boarding school being for snobs.</p>

<p>I know especially when schools that have huge endowments, like Exeter, give out tons of FA.</p>

<p>@Mango15: Well, if you would like to be vice-president, please tell me why. As President of the Stupidity Club, only I have the power to select thread officers.</p>

<p>I am stupid because I’m not really good at anything. Any “success” I appear to have is solely because of interest/diligence on my part, plus (usually) exposure to those subjects at a fairly young age.</p>

<p>I am also stupid because I took Honors Chemistry instead of Physics during my sophomore year, even though the Physics teachers at my 10th grade HS were much better and I could have been on track for AP Physics C in 11th grade.</p>