<p>[YouTube</a> - Comedian Michael Jr. on Community College Students](<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPpmCmsUlO0]YouTube”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPpmCmsUlO0) I thought this was hilarious.</p>
<p>28 days till B e r k e l e y.</p>
<p>0 days until I get ****ed at UCSB</p>
<p>Did you get lucky today at SB?</p>
<p>Oops- I just realized what that looks like with the little stars!!!</p>
<p>What I said was p i s s ed!!! Angry! Mad! Whatever! Why they heck can’t we say p i s s e d! That’s not a bad word!</p>
<p>OMG now I’m laughing at that- I’m not going to edit my post- that’s friggin hilarious.</p>
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<p>The best part is that it’s a bell curve.</p>
<p>Community college: “Well, I just need to… so I can pay for…”
Medium College: “I go to Cal Poly/USC/U of A”
Ivy: “I go to school… in Boston”</p>
<p>You don’t have to cover up man, it’s an anonymous forum</p>
<p>With the stars, that sounds like good news for you, brazil! We could have some serious fun with these stars.</p>
<p>Lol, sry I deleted it right when you posted that</p>
<p>LOL! That was hilarious! 
:D</p>
<p>kernlsanders- u made me smile.</p>
<p>i use pi(ss)ed i hate this censorship crap it makes it less fun.</p>
<p>it injects a bit of humor in everything. its like the “in bed” game. Just add in bed after fortune cookies whatever. Idk I guess you could quote someone and add in bed after it.</p>
<p>yeah or the overused “thats what she said”</p>
<p>That’s what she said… in bed?</p>
<p>I once got a fortune cookie that said my relationship with my parents would be long and happy… :/</p>
<p>LMAO :D</p>
<p>I’ve always wanted to get a negative fortune… like “Enjoy today, for it will be your last.”</p>
<p>Something dark and ominous.</p>
<p>lol if we like what it says on the fortune cookie my sister and i say:
“Buddha says…”
if we think its completely out there, we say:
“Confucius says…”</p>
<p>but yeah they need to invent wild ones to make it more exciting or emo ones to make life seem happy.</p>
<p>@evan… Bwahahahah! What a great idea!</p>
<p>Hey, try this: [Dumb.Com</a> - Virtual Fortune Cookie (That Give You Bad Fortunes)](<a href=“http://www.dumb.com/badfortunes/]Dumb.Com”>http://www.dumb.com/badfortunes/)</p>
<p>Mine said: “You will have your identity stolen.”</p>
<p>mine said " you will soon lose your keys or credit card"
NOOOOO!!! knowing me its probably true.</p>