<p>why would someone destroy a pie like that^. blasphemy</p>
<p>I’d still eat it. I’m hungry. :(</p>
<p>thanks evan i just had a mini barf</p>
<p>I’d eat it for a Berkeley acceptance. fosho.</p>
<p>Lol @ mini barf. What does that entail? :D</p>
<p>I’d make out with this individual for a Berkeley acceptance. Nom Nom, I sure do love me some hooters ![]()
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<p>Would not you all? What? You wouldn’t!? LIES! LIARS! ALL OF YOU!!!</p>
<p>:D</p>
<p>All about the cadbury eggs on easter man.</p>
<p>I think I’d rather just go to another school than make out with him.</p>
<p>***shudders. ***</p>
<p>@theregoesevan I guess Berkeley’s not right for you then. <em>fake tear</em> :') haha</p>
<p>Imagine… on the Berkeley January update, you have to decide if you’d make out with that man for a spot in the incoming fall class! </p>
<p>D:</p>
<p>^ ha. </p>
<p>damn i wish i got an easter basket today</p>
<p>@evan lmao! I cAN actually see that happening!! They’d give it a twist, something like “We at Berkeley want only the most open minded individuals. We believe that any candidate, male or female, that would not be willing to kiss this hairy man does not possess the strength of mind necessary to sustain diversity within our campus.” hahaha</p>
<p>I got an easter basket! There was a package of Bloonies in mine.</p>
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<p>I was like getting high while trying to blow that s h i t up.</p>
<p>I got one too. There was a chocolate cross in it. It feels weird eating a religious symbol, but it tastes so good.</p>
<p>:( i feel like a red headed step child. unloved</p>
<p>Hell I’d kiss that man if it meant automatic admission to UCSB.</p>
<p>I would have devoured the chocolate cross without acknowledging the symbolism of the cross. Muahahaha!</p>
<p>@evan ooh fancy footwork!</p>
<p>@pscholler Just for UCSB! You prostitute! haha Have you no morals, no standards??</p>
<p>If it meant I didn’t have to go through this process and I could just be there sure thing. I have standards, I have morals, but I have goals and ambitions that sometimes take precedence.</p>
<p>@Pscholler Lol I know, I’d do the same thing :D</p>
<p>wow, no one has spoken yet tonight? Whats going on guys, I just got off of work…figured there would be another wild topic.</p>