The Onion is hilarious!

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<p>Here’s 2 college-related ones:</p>

<p>[YouTube</a> - The Onion: 80 Percent Of Roommates Got So Drunk Last Night](<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQCkNo0qfgY&feature=rec-HM-fresh+div]YouTube”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQCkNo0qfgY&feature=rec-HM-fresh+div)</p>

<p>[Police</a> Slog Through 40,000 Insipid Party Pics To Find Cause Of Dorm Fire | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source](<a href=“The Onion | America's Finest News Source.”>The Onion | America's Finest News Source.)</p>

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<p>Oh my, thank you for informing me on this matter! However, could I please ask you to tell me what exactly the onion is? Is it, perhaps, an oddly-shaped vegetable? Because I, myself, would find that quite hilarious.</p>