The Onion's CAMPUS SURVIVAL GUIDE

<p>Is now out on campus here in Madison. It appears to be a collection of articles from past issues with college themes. It’s not on-line as an issue but if you search the titles of the articles on their website you can find them. You could also ask your college student to get you a copy, if it’s distributed on their campus, and send it home.</p>

<p>I do love their headlines which include:</p>

<p>* Fraternity in Danger of Losing House Launches Harebrained Scheme to Fix Economy</p>

<p>Overweight College Student Announces Planss to Wear Shorts, Sandals for Rest of Year</p>

<p>Totally Hot Chick Also Way Psycho</p>

<p>Professor Sees Parallels Between Things, Other Things</p>

<p>Area Mother Can Only Imagine What Son is Eating Right Now</p>

<p>University Implicated in Checks-For-Degrees Scheme*</p>

<p>Not on-line is : * 2009’s Most Popular Classes*</p>

<p>which includes:</p>

<p>University of Pennsylvania: The Psychological Ramifications of Not Getting into Harvard
Rice University: Survey of American Labor relations as Taught by Exotic 1960’s Ex-Radical Curiosity Professor Maurice Zebko
Haskell County Adult Education Center: Computers</p>