The only reputable set of rankings for US colleges

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<p>I give you the only reputable set of rankings of US colleges…my own. The scoring criteria is completely subjective, and it is complete *****<strong><em>! If my team of ranksters has never heard of a college, it gets tossed out of the rankings. Tough *</em></strong>. Here at OSUcowboysNews&WorldReport we have no problem admitting this upfront because we feel like our criteria is far more honest than some of our competitors’, in fact it is solely based on how well I like schools. In fact we’re so official, our counting might be off a little bit for the ranks and all…but anyone who trusts these rankings to be able to count to 20 is a moron in the first place. Anyway! Without much further ado…</p>

<li>University of Michigan</li>
<li>Oklahoma State University-Stillwater</li>
<li>Southern Methodist University</li>
<li>Rice University</li>
<li>Southern Methodist University</li>
<li>University of Washington</li>
<li>University of Missouri</li>
<li>University of Texas-Austin</li>
<li>Texas Christian University</li>
<li>Dartmouth College</li>
<li>University of Georgia</li>
<li>Vanderbilt University</li>
<li>Texas A&M University-College Station</li>
<li>University of Arkansas</li>
<li>Miami University of Ohio</li>
<li>University of Virginia</li>
<li>University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill</li>
<li>Indiana University</li>
<li>Ohio University</li>
<li>Georgetown University</li>
<li>Tulane University</li>
<li>Massachusetts Institute of Technology</li>
<li>Johns Hopkins University</li>
<li>University of Pittsburgh</li>
<li>Emory University</li>
<li>Baylor University</li>
<li>Princeton University</li>
<li><p>University of Tulsa</p></li>
<li><p>University of Phoenix-online</p></li>
<li><p>Tarleton State University (TX)</p></li>
<li><p>Harvard University</p></li>
<li><p>Yale University</p></li>
<li><p>Columbia University</p></li>
<li><p>University of California-Berkeley</p></li>
<li><p>“University” of Oklahoma</p></li>
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<p>I expect CC’ers to be religiously quoting scripture from these rankings for years to come.</p>

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<p>Why are you dissing Stephenville’s finest institute of higher learning? </p>

<p>Other than that your rankings look good, I’m sure college bound kids everywhere will soon be obsessing over them.</p>

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<p>No no no…I meant no offense at all to Stephenville High School. It is ranked somewhere between 30 and 3991.</p>

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<p>The rankings look perfectly reasonable to me! hehe!!!</p>

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<p>Wha… University of Missouri sucks ***. Most of the kids at my school are going there and their average gpa is probably around 3.1 UW with an avg ACT score of 25.</p>

<p>But I do understand your rankings are subjective :stuck_out_tongue: Just a little rant I guess.</p>

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<p>“3. Southern Methodist University
4. Rice University
5. Southern Methodist University”</p>

<p>you must love SMU so much that you decided it needed to be ranked twice haha</p>

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<p>It ranks third and fifth for two different programs, so in essence, it’s two different places.</p>

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<p>Oh I was going to move it from 5 to 3, but I must have been on crack or whatever it is that other ranksters are on when they make their rankings. However, my press release won’t admit that. We’ll just issue a press statement saying that SMU cheated on submitting information to us when we crunched the numbers.</p>

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<p>How dare you question the rankings!!!</p>

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<p>■■■■■ ■■■■■ ■■■■■. why UMich? do you even go there?</p>

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<p>Do not question the rankings…</p>

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<p>What is the rank of the Cowboys team itself?</p>

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<p>UNC: 19</p>

<p>Dook: Not listed</p>

<p>You have demonstrated wisdom beyond your years, my friend.</p>

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<p>"UNC: 19</p>

<p>Dook: Not listed</p>

<p>You have demonstrated wisdom beyond your years, my friend."</p>

<p>Cuse, you don’t have to go beyond #1 to establish that fact! hehe!</p>

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<h1>5. (Which I don’t think we’ve ever been that good in preseason hype…OSU is pretty underrated in football, being only the 3rd best football program in the Big 12 South division. Basketball/baseball dominate Stillwater.)</h1>

<p>[Scout.com:</a> 2009 Pre-Preseason Rankings - No. 1 to 10](<a href=“http://cfn.scout.com/2/834781.html]Scout.com:”>http://cfn.scout.com/2/834781.html)</p>

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<p>Ha ha…I see you’re not a big fan of the “University” of Oklahoma.</p>

<p>As a Spartan fan, I do have to question your top pick :)</p>

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<p>Hey don’t get me wrong, I have a lot of respect for MSU as well. I tend to like most of the Big Ten schools. It would have made 31 had I kept going…or had the ranksters been able to count past 30.</p>

<p>Yeah OU, I mean the Devil’s Butthole University, just sucks.</p>

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<p>This list is full of lulz.</p>