<p>Act 1 Scene 1 - A forum.</p>
<p>[enter Panda Man]
In sooth I know not why I am so sad,
It wearies me, you say it wearies you,
But where I came by it, found it, caught it,
I do not know. I envisioned me reading
The Merchant of Venice. Sadly, I forgot
the remaining lines. I have no idea whether
this is in iambic pentameter or not, but
they look the same length to me. I almost
forgot about the rhyming couplet at the
end of each scene, and I shall no longer
digress from my topic: I want a cucumber.</p>
<p>[Exeunt.]</p>
<p>I thank you for cooperation. I have made two observations.</p>
<p>Good and meaningful threads will have an exponential increase in the number of views per unit time.</p>
<p>Conversely, bad and meaningless threads will have an exponential decrease in the number of views per unit time.</p>
<p>My datum for my proof are as follows:
Hour 1 - 10 views
Hour 2 - 5 views
Hour 3 - 3 views
Hour 4 - 2 views
Hour 5 - 1 views
Hour 6 - 1 views</p>
<p>Now this thread becomes a little bit meaningful. Time to leave a comment here :)</p>
<p>We can also calculate the rate of decrease as well.</p>
<p>On a note, I call this phenomenon the Propapanda Effect.</p>
<p>Also, I would like to announce the death of this thread. Since it has done its duty already. =D</p>
<p>May we not post in this thread in the rest of our days before the Rapture in 2012.</p>