The People You Meet in College

College Life
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<p>This thread is to submit incident reports for anyone you find suspicious, annoying, interesting, curious, weird, fun, or just anyone worth noting. It is not just for people who do things you don’t like. Profiling the amazing RA you got is just as acceptable as filing a report on the roomie’s friend who passed out drunk in your bed or the guy who comes to class late every day smelling of smoke.</p>

<p>Rules:

  1. No names. This is why we have the aliases.
  2. Try to use a unique alias so you don’t use the same as someone else.
  3. Do NOT submit reports on your roommate. That’s not what this thread is for.
  4. Do NOT discuss posts on this thread. It is strictly for the incident reports.
  5. Have fun!</p>

<p>Here’s the report template</p>

<p>Alias: (just something to identify them quickly so if you talk about the same person repeatedly, it’s known)
Age: (approximate)
Clique(s): (just to get the jist of who this person is)
Date:
Location: (class, dining hall, on campus, off campus, etc)
Incident: (what happened)</p>

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<p>gossip is no fun if you can’t discuss it, tbh</p>

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<p>It’s not supposed to be discussed in this thread. Because this is the idea of the Class of 2017 group, discussion would likely occur there.</p>

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<p>I’m gonna write this one up so I can compare how she actually is to how Facebook makes her seem.</p>

<p>Alias: Supervisor’s Sister
Age: 18
Clique(s): Christians, Elementary Eds
Date: pre-move in
Location: Facebook
Incident: This girl seems really annoying to me. I spotted her quickly on the Facebook group for my class when it was only like 30 people. She was irritatingly chipper and talkative. I hoped to avoid her. Apparently, that can’t happen. She’s a floor below me dorm-wise and she has to do work study in the dining hall. Plus, she’s my boss’s sister. I’m afraid she might drive me absolutely insane.</p>

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<p>Alias: The Puppy
Age: 18
Clique(s): Hangs around us Honors kids
Date: 8/22-
Location: Third Floor
Incident: My floor has like adopted this kid. He and his roommate are the only non-Honors kids on our floor. It’s hilarious. He’s like so freaking adorable and we love him. He’s like our little pet and we’re protective of him and everything.</p>

<p>Alias: Gay Honors Soph
Age: 20
Clique(s): Honors kids
Date: 8/27
Location: 1st floor lounge
Incident: So this guy likes hanging around the freshmen. In our lobby. Even though he’s from a different building. He somehow gets in without anyone being necessarily responsible for him (you have to have someone sign you in with their id and be “responsible” for you usually). He’s funny. But I still am trying to figure out how he gets in…</p>