<p>someone very wrongly said that puns are the lowest form of humour</p>
<p>i love puns, so i’ll start off…</p>
<p>my friends call me the PUNdit</p>
<p>Damn you should be PUNished for starting something like this</p>
<p>you PUNy PUNk you should get PUNched</p>
<p>nahrafsfa, you should PUNctuate your sentences…</p>
<p>I’m going to PUNt you guys out the door if you don’t shut up…</p>
<p>The PUNdemonium has begun!! :)</p>
<p>wonder if we can be sued for PUNitive damages for these awful PUNS!</p>
<p>Don’t worry,nothing of that sort can HapPUN. :p</p>
<p>there’s not much hapPUNing here is there :)</p>
<p>There’s only so creative we can be with the word pun… lets move on…</p>
<p>burying this thread is such a GRAVE decision</p>
<p>from another thread, just spotted it-</p>
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<p>ROTFL!!</p>
<p>man, only after u quoted did i realise!! lol :D</p>
<p>damn i thought i was smart enough to keep coming up with puns, looks like i’ve been PUNctured</p>
<p>i am nvr PUNctual for work :(</p>
<p>oh, you reach late cos ur car is too tyred?</p>
<p>haha cos i leave late everyday and it takes 1.5 hrs to travel… :(</p>
<p>neha, why dont u take a private jet?</p>
<p>are u sponsoring dear?? :p</p>
<p>yeah of course, lemme check, according to my financial status, including my different stock investments, bank accounts, assets, immovable properties and personal savings… i can pay for 3mins 42seconds of fuel on an average cesna… the remaining on you, do you mind?</p>