<p>No, he has a point, Hriundeli. Here at Caltech, we’re all a bunch of big hurfin’, durfin’, grammar-nazi’in’ thickheads. And we have bad teeth, too. The ruse is up.</p>
<p>All hail the Great Thread Necromancer tpainnopain, Bringer of Truth and Justice to our poor, sightless eyes. Before his arrival, we all sat in ignorance, blinded to the fact that Caltech is little more than a rotten bastion of nerdy, lifeless egotists. U are the man!</p>
<p>(I, too, have nothing to contribute.)</p>