<p>I feel so terrible. I cannot find that essay anywhere. And I promised you. I will look for it and I will not get onto cc until I find from the time I wake up. I feel so awful about it, and you’re just so nice about it, so I promise. PROMISE! And then I shall post it here or never come on cc again :eek:</p>
<p>;O</p>
<p>You actually wrote it?? </p>
<p>I thought you were joking!</p>
<p>Yes, I really really want to read it! Celebrian mentioned it back in December and I’ve never been able to forget about it ever since!</p>
<p>if all fails then just float merrily down a river
and whats the essay about?</p>
<p>poop…</p>
<p>urine. !@#$%^&*()</p>
<p>No I’m serious!</p>
<p>what??? hahahahhahah
whats it for?</p>
<p>Celebrian wrote a poop essay for Yale, accept she never used that essay. Wonder why :D</p>
<p>Celebrian, you never sent me your Lord of the Rings essay like you promised. :(</p>
<p>Warblers you’re going to Duke too? Awesome.</p>
<p>Yay I foound it. That’s because my LOTR essay really sucked. But here’s the poop essay:</p>
<p>“Woah, glad that’s done”, I say, as I expel the last peice of poop from my anus. I always have loved that feeling. Like doing that last calculus problem and checking in the back of the book and seeing I did it right. I guess, pooping is an accomplishment. No matter how many times you do it, you can’t ever say pooping becomes predictable, and that’s part of why I love it so. </p>
<p>I’m a lot like poop. We’re both brown on the outside, but if you dig through us, you’ll find there are all thesse little complexities you never thought existed before you dived in below appearances. We both come in clumps. You don’t get to know me all at once, but a little clump comes ut at a time. A plop here, a plop there. We’re both unpredictable. Spontaneous. Sometimes you just have a tiny poop clump. Sometimes you are in pain there is just so much poop stored in you. I’m like that too. Sometimes I’m silly, and fun, and laughing with the world, but other times, I’m serious, and look on the world and I see and feel all the hurt in it. Poop and me.</p>
<p>But pooping is more than just finding a common ground with my waste- it’s good for my soul and mind as well. I always poop right before I take my shower at 10:40 p.m. It’s almost like that poop holds all my frustrations, all my stress, all the things I wish I could have changed, and by pooping, I’m not just expelling a physical waste, but I’m expelling all the troubling elements inside of me. After I’ve finnished pooping, I’m left with a feeling of calmness. Like I’ve just subtracted all the bad stuff. Not only do I relax in the shower, sleep well through the night, but it helps me conquer the next day also, knowing that all these burdens are just temporary.</p>
<p>^^ that is gross and nasty</p>
<p>And interesting :D</p>
<p>I was hoping you’d like it :)</p>
<p>I’m 
as to whether I should :eek: or :D. It’s certainly very creative!</p>
<p>Of course I liked it! :)</p>
<p>You should consider it was only a first draft- no editing whatsoever. :p</p>
<p>How come you didnt use it? Please dont say you thought it was too disgusting! :D</p>
<p>celeb were you applying to this school for fun?</p>