the ruin a wish game

Colleges & Universities Cornell University
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<p>ok, new game guys, i am bored. i stole this from another forum i was on, but it was pretty funny, so i had to.
it goes like this, a person wishes for something, and the person after them grants it, but ruins it.<br>
Example:
person 1 : i wish i had a million dollars
person 2 : granted, but its all monopoly money.</p>

<p>or </p>

<p>person 1 : i wish i didnt have to take this dumb english course to graduate.<br>
person 2 : granted, but u dont graduate. </p>

<p>ok… I wish i was 6 feet tall so i can play D1 volleyball.</p>

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<p>Playing volleyball is enough of a penalty on its own.</p>

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<p>o man… u killed it hun. ur supposed to say something like "granted, but ur team is all 4 foot 5, so u guys suck anyway… ya know… plus u gotta make ur own wish. dang, always gotta be one to kill it huh. lets try this again. </p>

<p>i wish i could stay young forever</p>

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<p>haha bryan…</p>

<p>granted but you will stuck in kindergarten forever</p>

<p>i wish i was the smartest person in the world…</p>

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<p>granted, but you DONT get into cornell…hehe</p>

<p>i wish i could run a mile in less than 5 minutes</p>

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<p>Granted, but you have to train ten miles a day</p>

<p>I wish I could read people’s minds</p>

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<p>granted, but then u’d hear all our perverted thoughts</p>

<p>i wish i could play the violin better…</p>

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<p>granted you would have to practice</p>

<p>I wish I had a cookie</p>

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<p>granted, but you’ll get fat and die of cardio arrest while at the park</p>

<p>i wish I lived in London</p>

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<p>granted, but your plane crashes on the way there</p>

<p>i wish i could speak chinese</p>

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<p>granted but you would live in the most crowded city in the world</p>

<p>granted but you would have to learn a lot of characters</p>

<p>I wish I was in the olympics</p>

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<p>granted, but the woman pole vaulter from russia injects you with tar heroin while you’re asleep to deisqualify you</p>

<p>i wish I spoke fluent French</p>

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<p>granted but half of america would hate you</p>

<p>I wish I could speak elvish</p>

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<p>granted… but then… wait there’s nothing bad about being an elf… cuz ur pretty and u have really nice hair… if that didn’t sound gay… i don’t know what does… :p</p>

<p>and btw… i don’t mind practicing at all…</p>

<p>i wish i could read… (i mean for thes sats<em>)… read well</em></p>

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<p>granted but then you couldn’t retake your SAT’s!</p>

<p>I wish I didn’t suck at math</p>

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<p>granted… but then u’d have to be asian lol :p</p>

<p>i wish… i had my license…</p>

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<p>granted, but your ID has the face of a monkey on it. </p>

<p>i wish my ex-b/f would call me</p>

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<p>granted, but he’d probably just want you to give back his stuff</p>

<p>I wish I could draw</p>

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<p>Granted, the bathroom walls have enough graffiti on them already.</p>

<p>I wish I was tan.</p>

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<p>Granted, but you’d end up with orange splotches that make you look jaundiced.</p>

<p>I wish I had a Beemer</p>