The Secrets Thread

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<p>In honor of the PostSecret release (awesome book, I want it so bad!), let’s share our biggest (or smallest!) secrets. Please, no mean comments or judging!</p>

<li><p>When I was 7, I stole some jewelry from the store, and when my mom asked where I got it, I said the cashier lady gave it to me for free. (I think it was my first lie!)</p></li>
<li><p>I still sleep with stuffed animals.</p></li>
<li><p>I’ve never had a regular kiss; I told my first kiss that I was an experienced kisser, so my first (and only) kiss was a french.</p></li>
<li><p>I’m really a shoe size 11, but I buy 9 and 1/2, so my right toe is constantly swollen.</p></li>
<li><p>I thought my turtle was dead, so I buried it, but the PetsMart guy told me it was probably hibernating. Now I’m afraid of turtles.</p></li>
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<p>Try it, it feels good to get these things off your chest!!</p>

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<p>omg #5… LOL (im sorry though, u must have been freaked out). and haha #3, why would u lie?? lol</p>

<p>i dont really have a secret, except that i have a crush on one of my teachers lol (not even a real crush or anything, i just think he is hot… cause he is!)</p>

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<ol>
<li><p>When I was a younger lad, I took a very large amount of quarters from a bucket on my dad’s dresser–he had just won a bunch of quarters in Vegas–and bought a transformer (Optimus Prime). That same night, I talked my dad into buying me another transformer for tickling his back. </p></li>
<li><p>I used to love going to haunted houses back in HS, for one reason only, to get “free grabs!” (Guys, you know what I’m talking about!! ;))</p></li>
<li><p>I smoked my friends out with my roommate’s greens, pipe, and room, once, while he was at work!!! shhhhh.</p></li>
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<p>There are plenty of others, but I don’t want to make an exhaustive list on here…</p>

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<p>Those are really sad, Princess!</p>

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<p>I’m secretly a hopeless romantic.</p>

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<p>I cheated on a science test in 3rd grade, my mile time is really 7:30, not 7:01, and my cat ate my sister’s hamster.</p>

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<p>I tell every1 I wouldn’t take my ex back if she asked me to, but I probably would…</p>

<p>I’d like to punch my roommate square in the jaw, because he’s so damn cocky</p>

<p>I’m a guy and I’m a virgin and I’ve turned down sex…on purpose…not really a deep secret, but it’s somethin most ppl don’t know :p</p>

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<p>You turned down sex on purpose? you mean it wasn’t an accident? “Oh, woops, did I just turn down sex?, My bad.”</p>

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<p>lol well i meant i’m a virgin on purpose moreso</p>

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<p>I never knew girls asked desi guys for sex.</p>

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<p>Haha, you should meet my girlfriend.</p>

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<p>Never been kissed - i even turned down some girls who wanted to : )</p>

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<p>I LOVE to talk to AIMbots. They’re so much more talkitive than my other friends…</p>

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<p>lol hellokiki
i went through a SmarterChild phase (im over him now… we broke up)
:D</p>

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<p>I run stop signs when nobody’s around.
Gasp.</p>

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<p>hahahaa, i liked 311Griff’s number 3 secret. id be ****ed if those were my greens though…</p>

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<p>you’d be surprised :p</p>

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<p>I’ve never been kissed but I watched a porno with my friends when I was in 7th grade.</p>

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<p>I enjoy a good makeout session.</p>

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<p>kissmekate, i totally feel u…i m gonna fall hopelessly in love with the first guy i kiss and marry him and have his babies and we’ll live happily ever after…sigh…i’ll cook while he’s out in the woods chopping woods and when he gets back we’ll make wild love under the sun and clouds with the scent of spring around us…then have a delicious meal with golden wine…
lol there goes my sectret fantasy…i know i m hopeless but one can dream</p>